If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write songs like, "What I'm going to do if I grow up".
That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.
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