Victor Borge Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Christmas, Witty

• I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Sarcastic, Money

• Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, Humorous

• The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

• He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

• The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, Humorous

• When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, Sarcastic

• Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, Humorous

• They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, Humorous

• Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, War

• Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Reading, Book

• I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Family, Sarcastic

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