Victor Borge Quotes About Music

Quotes about: Music

• Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, Humorous

• I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

  Victor Borge

  Music, Eggs, Factory Workers

• The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, Humorous

• When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, Sarcastic

• Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, Humorous

• It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

  Victor Borge

  Music, Humorous, Snakes

• They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, Humorous

• Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Music, War

• ...the elephant smoked too much.

  Victor Borge

  Music, Elephants, Too Much

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