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Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Jane Wagner

Mirrors, Laughing

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Infinity: Time on an ego trip.

Jane Wagner

Ego, Ego Trip, Infinity

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Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.

Jane Wagner

Crazy, People, Insanity

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It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

Jane Wagner

Ambition, Thinking, Ambitious

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Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

Jane Wagner

Thinking, People, Giving

Jane Wagner (1995). “My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann”, Hyperion

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A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

Jane Wagner

Women, Memorable, Optimistic

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To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

Jane Wagner

Thinking, Zippers, Garments

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The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

Jane Wagner

Kids, Knowing, Being A Kid

Jane Wagner (1995). “My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann”, Hyperion

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If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

Jane Wagner

Thinking, Ideas, Survival

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To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.

Jane Wagner

Sex, Term, Having Sex

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I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

Jane Wagner

Distance, Two, Parent

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... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.

Jane Wagner

Conscious, Mobile, Hard

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When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

Jane Wagner

World, Firsts, This World

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My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

Jane Wagner

Reality, Thinking, Views

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Reality is just a collective hunch.

Jane Wagner

Reality, Hunches, Collectives

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Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?

Jane Wagner

Desire, Want, Stills

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I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

Jane Wagner

Failure, Night, Two

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Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

Jane Wagner

Night, Nuts, Coke

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I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.

Jane Wagner

Sick, Trends, Victim

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Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?

Jane Wagner

Thinking, Drug, Freak

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It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

Jane Wagner

Doe, Affair, Boring

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Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

Jane Wagner

Picnics, Life Is

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Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?

Jane Wagner

Sex, Persons, Personal Things

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If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

Jane Wagner

People, Might, Way

Jane Wagner (1995). “My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann”, Hyperion

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