Amy Sedaris Quotes About Parties

Quotes about: Parties

• The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

  Amy Sedaris

  Inspirational, Funny, Song

  Amy Sedaris (2008). “I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence”, p.22, Hachette UK

• On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris

  Amy Sedaris

  Brother, Children, Women

  "Refined meets irreverent". Interview with Craig Nakano, articles.latimes.com. November 09, 2006.

• If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.

  Amy Sedaris

  Party, Drinking, Cat

• As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.

  Amy Sedaris

  Party, Heart, Simple

• If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.

  Amy Sedaris

  Children, Party, Bullshit

• I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.

  Amy Sedaris

  Party, Play, Long

  Source: www.washingtonpost.com

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