Bob Saget Quotes - Page 4

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• Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

  Bob Saget

  Gossip, People, Rumor

  Twitter post from Nov 02, 2012

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• The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.

  Bob Saget

  Greatness, Men

  Twitter post from May 23, 2013

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• If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.

  Bob Saget

  Kids, Car, Want

  Twitter post from Feb 28, 2013

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• Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

  Bob Saget

  Love Is, Two, Soul

  Twitter post from Feb 09, 2013

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• Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

  Bob Saget

  Talking, People, Bored

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

  Bob Saget

  Doctors, Littles, Goes On

  Twitter post from Dec 09, 2011

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• They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

  Bob Saget

  What If, Enemy, Ifs

  Twitter post from Aug 15, 2012

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• I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

  Bob Saget

  Nice, Salmon, Pieces

  Source: www.omnivoracious.com

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• I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

  Bob Saget

  Thinking, Too Much, Comedy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

  Bob Saget

  Mother, Daughter, Fun

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I love my mom! You can too for $12!

  Bob Saget

  Mom, Love My Mom, My Mom

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• My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

  Bob Saget

  Procrastination, Choices, Done

  Source: www.omnivoracious.com

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• And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.

  Bob Saget

  Cutting, Turkeys, Bird

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• I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

  Bob Saget

  Dirty, People, Laughing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• 25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

  Bob Saget

  Years, Crowds, Comedy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.

  Bob Saget

  Kids, Guy, Aristocracy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

  Bob Saget

  Done, Messages, Theory

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• Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.

  Bob Saget

  Dad, Dark, House

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• The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

  Bob Saget

  Squirrels, Yards, Way

  Twitter post from Jul 29, 2013

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• Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty.

  Bob Saget

  Dirty, Known

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• The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.

  Bob Saget

  Wine, Kids, Responsibility

  Source: www.omnivoracious.com

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• Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.

  Bob Saget

  Pieces, Fishes

  Source: www.omnivoracious.com

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• I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.

  Bob Saget

  Book, Needs, Digital

  Source: www.omnivoracious.com

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• I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

  Bob Saget

  People, Want, Penguins

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• I have no agenda, nothing to control.

  Bob Saget

  Agendas

  Source: www.omnivoracious.com

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