I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
The other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with me, you're checking your e-mail, you're not listening to me, I don't feel like I'm with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother's gripe, too. And she was right. And you're also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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