Bob Saget Quotes About Mom

Quotes about: Mom

• I love my mom! You can too for $12!

  Bob Saget

  Mom, Love My Mom, My Mom

• You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to talk R-rated. I mean I've got three incredibly intelligent daughters, but when you get mad, you get mad and you talk like people talk. When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they're not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it's cable.

  Bob Saget

  Girl, Mom, Daughter

  "The R-rated comedy makes its comeback". The Associated Press, www.today.com. September 01, 2005.

• My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

  Bob Saget

  Mom, Dad, Clothes

  Twitter post from Jun 10, 2012

• My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

  Bob Saget

  Mom, Breakfast, Causes

  Twitter post from Mar 10, 2013

• My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.

  Bob Saget

  Mom, Men, Thinking

  Twitter post from Jun 06, 2013

• My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?

  Bob Saget

  Mom, Sex, Dad

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