Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
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