Andy Rooney Funny Quotes

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  The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

  Andy Rooney

  Inspirational, Funny, Dog

• The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!

  Andy Rooney

  Funny, Fitness, Book

  Andrew A. Rooney (2010). “Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit”, p.210, PublicAffairs

• You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.

  Andy Rooney

  Funny, Military, War

• Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

  Andy Rooney

  Funny, Golf, Watches

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