Andy Rooney Quotes About Age

Quotes about: Age

• Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

  Andy Rooney

  Women, Smart, Pigs

• I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

  Andy Rooney

  Funny Life, Age, Lucky

  "Factbox: Quotes from '60 Minutes' commentator Andy Rooney". Compiled by Bill Trott, www.reuters.com. November 05, 2011.

• It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

  Andy Rooney

  Funny Life, Ideas, Long

• Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

  Andy Rooney

  Age, Experience

• When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.

  Andy Rooney

  Age, Aging, Used

• The last birthday that's any good is 23.

  Andy Rooney

  Inspirational, Age, Lasts

• People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.

  Andy Rooney

  People, Feel Good, Age

  Andy Rooney (2012). “Not That You Asked...”, p.7, Random House

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