Terry Pratchett Quotes About Smoking

Quotes about: Smoking

• Nigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and small smoking red letters appeared in the air. "Hi," Nigel read aloud, "Do not put down the lamp because your custom is important to us. Please leave a wish after the tone and, very shortly, it will be our command. In the meantime, have a nice eternity."

  Terry Pratchett

  Nice, Air, Smoking

• Mr Lipwig, there's a lady in the hall to see you and we've thanked her for not smoking three times and she's still doing it!

  Terry Pratchett

  Smoking, Three, Halls

• The sign, which says: "Do not, under any circumstances, open this door!" - Of course, I've read it. Why do you think I want it opened?.. To see why they wanted it shut, of course. This exchange contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.

  Terry Pratchett

  Thinking, Sea, Civilization

  "Hogfather". Book by Terry Pratchett, 1996.

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