Terry Pratchett Quotes About Horses

Quotes about: Horses

• It's tough at the top. It's tough at the bottom. But in between you could use them for horse-shoes.

  Terry Pratchett

  Happiness, Success, Horse

• Contrary to popular belief and hope, people don't usually come running when they hear a scream. That's not how humans work. Humans look at other humans and say, 'Did you hear a scream?' because the first scream might have been you screaming inside your head, or a horse backfiring.

  Terry Pratchett

  Running, Horse, People

  Terry Pratchett (2009). “Unseen Academicals: (Discworld Novel 37)”, p.365, Random House

• Most horses don't walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can't see doesn't exist.

  Terry Pratchett

  Horse, Walks, Backwards

• I know it’s not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are sweating like a pig!" "My mother always said that horses sweat, men perspire, and ladies merely glow…" "Is that so? Well, miss, you are glowing like a pig!

  Terry Pratchett

  Mother, Horse, Men

• A horse's skull always looks scary, even if someone has put lipstick on it.

  Terry Pratchett

  Horse, Skulls, Scary

  "I Shall Wear Midnight". Book by Terry Pratchett, 2010.

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