Laurence J. Peter Quotes - Page 4

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• Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Sarcastic, Time, Sarcasm

  1978 In the San Francisco Chronicle, 29 Jan.

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• Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Work, Unemployment, Kind

  Dr. Laurence J. Peter (2013). “Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Times”, p.63, Harper Collins

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• The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Change, Angel, Devil

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• If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Success, Work, Levels

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• Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Education, School, Prejudice

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• Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Slumps, Literature, World

  Dr. Laurence J. Peter, Raymond Hull (1969). “THE PETER PRINCIPLE WHY THINGS ALWAYS GO WRONG”

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• Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Dirty, Cleaning, Environment

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• Ignorance once dispelled is difficult to reestablish.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Ignorance, Difficult

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• Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Children, Giving, Rope

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• Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Funny Work, Boss, Levels

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• Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Writing, Reputation, Publishers

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• I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Mother, Money, Father

  Dr. Laurence J. Peter (2013). “Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Times”, p.38, Harper Collins

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• Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Inspirational, Funny, Family

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• Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Parent, Luck, Faults

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• A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Cutting, Men, Thinking

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• If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Funny, Witty, Revenge

  Laurence J. Peter (1979). “Peter's people”, W. Morrow

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• A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Men, Helping, Lawyer

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• A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Inspirational, Light, Leaving

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• Most hierarchies are nowadays so cumbered with rules and traditions, and so bound in by public laws, that even high employees do not have to lead anyone anywhere, in the sense of pointing out the direction and setting the pace. They simply follow precedents, obey regulations, and move at the head of the crowd. Such employees lead only in the sense that the curved wooden figurehead leads the ship .

  Laurence J. Peter

  Leadership, Moving, Law

  Dr. Laurence J. Peter, Raymond Hull (1969). “THE PETER PRINCIPLE WHY THINGS ALWAYS GO WRONG”

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• Ignorance is the mother of research.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Mother, Ignorance, Research

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• You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Adventure, Sea, Indulge In

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• Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

  Laurence J. Peter

  Income, Irs, Taxation

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• America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Country, Usa, America

  Dr. Laurence J. Peter (2013). “Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Times”, p.45, Harper Collins

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• As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Expression, Literature, Matter

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• Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Age, Way, Middle

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