Edward A. Murphy, Jr. Quotes

• Every aquarium will eventually leak.

  Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

  Aquariums, Leaks, Thrive

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• Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

  Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

  Murphys Law

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• If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

  Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

  Success, Two, Way

  "Jargon File". Book by Eric S. Raymond and Guy L. Steele Jr., 1983.

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• The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.

  Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

  Lasts, Firsts, Thrive

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• If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

  Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

  Science, Way, Wrong Way

  "Murphy Lives!" by Robert L. Forward, Science magazine, p. 78, January-February 1983.

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• If there is any way for that man to do the job wrong, he'll do it that way.

  Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

  Jobs, Men, Way

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• If anything can go wrong, it will.

  Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

  Ifs

  "The Concise Oxford Dictionary of Proverbs". Book edited by J. A. Simpson, p. 4, 1982.

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