Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.
The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.
In most hierarchies, supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.
Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
He laughs best whose laugh lasts.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.
The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won't tolerate wave making.
The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
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