Conan O'Brien Quotes About Economy

Quotes about: Economy

• The U.S. team has swept all the medals in the skeet shooting event. So despite our bad economy, it's nice to know our country has never been safer from an attack of skeets.

  Conan O'Brien

  Funny, Country, Nice

• If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community would be like, 'That guy is worthless! He's sitting on a rock, jumping up like a frog, coming up with weird concepts and ideas, making faces, and combing his hair into a giant pastry.' It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.

  Conan O'Brien

  Jumping, Hair, Rocks

  Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. August 30, 2006.

• It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.

  Conan O'Brien

  Television, Economy, Good Things

  Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. August 30, 2006.

• This is official today. China has surpassed the U.S. and now has the No. 1 economy in the world. After hearing this, China's children asked, 'So now can we take a lunch break?'

  Conan O'Brien

  Children, Lunch Break, World

• According to a recent survey, kids are receiving an average of 40 cents less from the tooth fairy. That's right, the economy is so bad that even make-believe people are feeling the pinch.

  Conan O'Brien

  Believe, Kids, Average

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