Mojo Nixon Quotes

• Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

  Mojo Nixon

  Kings, Stills

  Song: Elvis Is Everywhere

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• You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.

  Mojo Nixon

  Sex, You Only Live Once, Pants

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• People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

  Mojo Nixon

  Stars, Doctors, Space

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• When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

  Mojo Nixon

  Insanity, Looks, Littles

  Song: Elvis Is Everywhere

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• I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

  Mojo Nixon

  Gay, Reality, Doors

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• I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

  Mojo Nixon

  Religious, Hate, Army

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• National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

  Mojo Nixon

  Drinking, Men, Thinking

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• Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

  Mojo Nixon

  Stage, Acquaintance

  Interview with Jeff Stratton, www.avclub.com. August 25, 1999.

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• That's one of the problems with making music your business, it becomes a business. You're no longer just this kid who is a fan and going to see every show. I've been in a bar every night for the last 15 years. Going to see bands for me is work.

  Mojo Nixon

  Kids, Night, Years

  "A Conversation With Mojo Nixon". Interview with Samuel Barker, Rayanna Barker, www.rockzone.com. April 1, 2001.

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• Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

  Mojo Nixon

  Baby, Children, Two

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• Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.

  Mojo Nixon

  Art, Media, Vision

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• Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.

  Mojo Nixon

  Light, Perfect, Born

  Song: Elvis Is Everywhere

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• She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?

  Mojo Nixon

  Death, Baby, Lying

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• I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

  Mojo Nixon

  College, Ohio, Colorado

  Interview with Jeff Stratton, www.avclub.com. August 25, 1999.

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• Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

  Mojo Nixon

  Monsters, Sound, Rave

  Interview with Jeff Stratton, www.avclub.com. August 25, 1999.

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• She's vibrator dependent.

  Mojo Nixon

  Friendship, Dependent

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• I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.

  Mojo Nixon

  Fall, Wake Up, I Can

  Interview with Jeff Stratton, www.avclub.com. August 25, 1999.

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• I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

  Mojo Nixon

  Football, I Love You More, Pool

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• Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

  Mojo Nixon

  Dad, Pigs, Social Taboos

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• Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

  Mojo Nixon

  Wrestling, Musical

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• I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

  Mojo Nixon

  Lasts, Mets, Weirdo

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