Transvestites Quotes

• I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."

  Joan Rivers

  Mom, Mother, Dating

  "25 of Joan Rivers' best jokes", www.cnn.com. September 5, 2014.

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• When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite,' I love it.

  Sofia Vergara

  Women, Mirrors, Events

  "Sofia Vergara: 'I love looking like a transvestite'" by Jennifer Still, www.digitalspy.com. September 14, 2011.

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• Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no; gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no! Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you! And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok? Because... it's true! 'Cause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is.

  Eddie Izzard

  Girl, Queens, Gay

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• Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and tat that transvestites are in love with, and no more.

  Germaine Greer

  Love, Women, Hair

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• You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.

  Rachel Bilson

  Rainy Day, Learned Person, Forget Everything

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• A transvestite spends her entire life trying to look as feminine as possible and I have clearly spent mine celebrating my masculinity.

  Vin Diesel

  Trying, Looks, Feminine

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• I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

  Eddie Izzard

  Running, Jumping, Climbing

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• You can tell a lot about a person by who his or her heroes are.

  Steve Jobs

  Hero, Rainy Day, Forget Everything

  "The Seed of Apple's Innovation". Bloomberg interview, www.bloomberg.com. October 12, 2004.

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• You can tell a lot about a person by what’s on their playlist.

  Mark Ruffalo

  Rainy Day, Learned Person, Forget Everything

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• If you really want to hurt your parents and you don't have nerve enough to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Hurt, Art, Writing

  Kurt Vonnegut (1998). “Timequake”, p.49, Penguin

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• I love my gay brothers. I love my lesbian sisters. I love my transvestite, my gender-bending folk. For me, it's a matter of embracing their humanity, allowing them to choose in such a way that they are in the driver's seat regarding their lives.

  Cornel West

  Brother, Gay, Humanity

  "Cornel West, 'Living And Loving Out Loud'". "Talk of the Nation" with Neal Conan, www.npr.org. October 29, 2009.

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• Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Writing, College, Creative

  FaceBook post by Kurt Vonnegut from Sep 26, 2012

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• The transgender movement even divides itself up by gender, as many folks stick with their same trans-genders (female-to-male or male-to-female). Additionally, the movement gets strangely subdivided among, for example, male cross-dressers, sissy boys, butch women, femme dykes, drag kings, drag queens, transvestites, intersexed, transsexuals (post-op, pre-op, and non-op).

  Kate Bornstein

  Queens, Kings, Boys

  "Interview with Kate". TV Series "P.O.V." ("Georgie Girl"), www.pbs.org. June 20, 2003.

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• I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.

  Eddie Izzard

  Running, Fall, Causes

  "Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill", www.imdb.com. 1999.

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• Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?

  Dana Gould

  Halloween, Dresses

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• Where are you anyway? (Acheron) I don't know. I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a Mohawk cuckoo bird, a transvestite, and a knife-wielding lunatic. (Valerius) Why are you at Tabitha's? (Acheron)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Knives, Bird, House

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• I'm not gay, and I'm not a transvestite.

  Boy George

  Gay

  London newspaper, 1984.

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• Contrary to popular belief, a good number of transvestites-both male and female-are also heterosexual. Just because they want to get dressed up like the opposite sex does not necessarily mean they want to go to bed with the same sex. Some have successful heterosexual marriages & enjoy the most delightful shopping experiences.

  Peter McWilliams

  Sex, Mean, Successful

  Peter McWilliams (1993). “Ain't nobody's business if you do: the absurdity of consensual crimes in a free society”, Mary Book / Prelude Pr

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• My sexuality is straight transvestite or male lesbian. It seems we are beyond the idea that I am gay and hiding it. If I had to describe how I feel in my head, I'd say I'm a complete boy plus half a girl. I don't seem to have the sixth sense that women have or their stronger senses of taste and smell. Gay men can also have it but straight men don't.

  Eddie Izzard

  Girl, Gay, Men

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.

  Sarah Silverman

  Trying, Dresses, Balls

  "What I've Learned: Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel" by Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. February 20, 2007.

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• FLYING DOWN SUNSET SMOKING CRACK
  TRANSVESTITE IN THE FRONT
  EDDI MURPHY IN THE BACK
  MOP HAD ME GRINDY AND GRIDDY
  MARILYN MANSON, I DYED MY HAIR BLUE
  AND GREW SOME TITTIES

  Bizarre

  Sunset, Hair, Blue

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• TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

  Dov Davidoff

  Television, Acronyms, Tvs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 21, 2011

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• I'm an Action Transvestite.

  Eddie Izzard

  Action

  "PLAYBILL ON-LINE'S BRIEF ENCOUNTER with Eddie Izzard". Interview with Ernio Hernandez, www.playbill.com. April 02, 2003.

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• The scorn directed against drags is especially virulent; they have become the outcasts of gay life, the "queers" of homosexuality.In fact, they are classic scapegoats. Our old fears about our sissiness, still with us though masked by the new macho fascism, are now located, isolated, quarantined through our persecution of the transvestite.

  Edmund White

  Gay, Facts, Classic

  Edmund White (2014). “States of Desire Revisited: Travels in Gay America”, p.51, University of Wisconsin Pres

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• It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon.

  Jerry Springer

  Night, Thinking, Iraq

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