Tractors Quotes

• Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor.

  Chuck Grassley

  Home, Should

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• It's good way to relax when I come home from the road. When you're out there on the tractor there's nobody to bother you.

  Sterling Marlin

  Home, Relax, Way

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• There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.

  Bill Bryson

  Age, Lightning, Rolling Along

  FaceBook post by Bill Bryson from Apr 07, 2015

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• That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Humorous, Phones, Comedy

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• I take my vacation on the combine and tractor.

  Jon Tester

  Vacation

  "Tester, Rehberg bicker over bona fides in Montana Senate race". www.foxnews.com. August 18, 2012.

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• I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals.

  Sheri L. Dew

  Pedals

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• Programs that pay farmers not to farm often devastate rural areas. The reductions hurt everyone from fertilizer companies to tractor salesmen.

  Dick Armey

  Hurt, Rural Areas, Pay

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• I said I would do all the films about the commercials, and the films about ball-bearings and Ford tractors and so on, if once a year they gave me money for a free film.

  Karel Reisz

  Fog, Years, Balls

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• I had no idea 'Big Green Tractor' was going to be as big a hit as it was. You just can't predict those things.

  Jason Aldean

  Ideas, Green, Bigs

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• Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

  Sarah Rees Brennan

  Chickens

  Sarah Rees Brennan (2012). “Unspoken”, p.91, Simon and Schuster

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• I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Hunting, Climbing, Fishing

  "We Interviewed Jeff Foxworthy | Show at Redfest". Do512 Interview, do512.com. May, 2014.

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• If we were to go back in time 100 years and ask a farmer what he'd like if he could have anything, he'd probably say he wanted a horse that was twice as strong and ate half as many oats. He would not say he wanted a tractor. The point is, technology changes things so fast that many people aren't sure what the best solutions to their problems might be.

  Philip Quigley

  Change, Strong, Horse

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• Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.

  Hugh Laurie

  Eye, Grandmother, Legs

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• I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.

  Ree Drummond

  Black, Stories, Wheels

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• I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Gardening, Ants

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• I don’t know of a better argument in favor of farming with horses than trying to start an old tractor in the winter time.

  Gene Logsdon

  Horse, Winter, Trying

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• It's us fun being a horse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along.

  Warren Buffett

  Horse, Fun, Car

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• My mother told me I said to her, at age three, 'I'm going to go to Italy and get my father in a tractor.' 'You've never seen quite so fierce a little boy as you were,' she told me. She tried to explain that I couldn't get my father in a tractor. Apparently I looked at her and narrowed my eyes and said, 'In that case, I'm going in a double-decker bus,' and stomped off. Which is kind of funny, but it's very sad, as well.

  Roger Waters

  Mother, Father, Eye

  "Back To The Wall: Rolling Stone's 2010 Profile of Pink Floyd's Roger Waters". Interview with Brian Hiatt, www.rollingstone.com. October 06, 2011.

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• I'd rather do manual labor than sit behind a desk. And as my grandparents got older, I'd fly out there and help out around the farm. We'd tear barns down; we'd build barns. I'd rather be outside rolling hay or driving the tractors.

  Kellan Lutz

  Grandparent, Tears, Rolling

  Interview with Mark Jacobs, www.interviewmagazine.com. March 19, 2010.

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• I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.

  Will Rogers

  Country, Horse, Feel Better

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• The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.

  Timothy Olyphant

  Beer, Men, Guy

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• Well, I have a farm in Vermont that's my main residence, where I do lots of digging and mowing, and ride tractors - just so you don't get the wrong idea that I'm too girlie!

  Tim Daly

  Ideas, Mowing, Digging

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dad, Redneck, Keys

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• I did as much as I could: raising chickens, pushing an ice-cream cart, bagging walnuts, driving a tractor on a beet farm, working on the railroad. I think this eclectic career helped me a lot in life.

  Charles R. Schwab

  Life Lesson, Thinking, Ice Cream

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• How much courage does it take to fire up your tractor and plow under a crop you spent six or seven years growing? How much courage to go on and do that after you've spent all that time finding out how to prepare the soil and when to plant and how much to water and when to reap? How much to just say, "I have to quit these peas. Peas are no good for me, I better try corn or beans.

  Stephen King

  Fire, Years, Water

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