Tonight Quotes - Page 4

• Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.

  Frank Zappa

  Jobs, Work, Balls

  Song: Brown Shoes Don't Make It

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• I've got a room at the top of the world tonight. I can see everything tonight.

  Tom Petty

  Expression, World, Rooms

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• We're gonna have some fun tonight.

  Little Richard

  Fun, Expression

  Song: Baby

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• I'm the producer of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," so I definitely have an exciting day job.

  Josh Lieb

  Jobs, Exciting, Producers

  "Wanna Write For Latenight? Get Tips From A 'Tonight Show' Producer". Interview with Kat Rosenfield, www.mtv.com. May 4, 2015.

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• Tonight, somewhere in America, a young person, let's say a young man, will struggle to fall to sleep, wrestling alone with a secret he's held as long as he can remember. Soon, perhaps, he will decide it's time to let that secret out. What happens next depends on him, his family, as well as his friends and his teachers and his community. But it also depends on us - on the kind of society we engender, the kind of future we build.

  Barack Obama

  Teacher, Struggle, Fall

  "Petition Response: On Conversion Therapy". Barack Obama's statement on the petition on conversion therapy at the White House in Washington, D.C., obamawhitehouse.archives.gov. April 8, 2015.

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• I'm not letting any 17 year old beat me tonight

  Blaine Wilson

  Years, Beats

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• For I must write to The Times tonight, and save the world from sin.

  A. P. Herbert

  Writing, World, Sin

  "Laughing Ann". Book by A. P. Herbert, 1925.

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• When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others. It is much more nearly certain that we are assembled here tonight than it is that this or that political party is in the right. Certainly there are degrees of certainty, and one should be very careful to emphasize that fact, because otherwise one is landed in an utter skepticism, and complete skepticism would, of course, be totally barren and completely useless.

  Bertrand Russell

  Party, Thinking, Political

  Bertrand Russell (2016). “Why I Am Not a Christian”, p.22, Lulu Press, Inc

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• Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne.

  David Letterman

  Men, Thinking, Pounds

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• Meryl Streep is on the program tonight. I like to throw her a little work whenever I can.

  David Letterman

  Littles, Program, I Can

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• I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.

  Kevin Spacey

  Drunk, Knows

  "Spacey Wins Oscar for Best Supporting Actor". articles.latimes.com. March 26, 1996.

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• Producing is making films without having to work sometimes. It's still making films, but it's a different job. When you're the director, you kinda do all the work. I'm actually going tonight to check the prints of my movie even though the premiere's tomorrow night.

  Brett Ratner

  Jobs, Night, Different

  Source: collider.com

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• I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'

  David Letterman

  Looks, Honest, Shows

  "Letterman Signs Off, With A Heartfelt Guest-Filled Finale". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. May 21, 2015.

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• Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

  David Letterman

  Next Week, Bills, Shows

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• George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

  David Letterman

  Next Week, Paint, Program

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• Former President Bill Clinton is on the program tonight. He says that while his wife runs for president, he would like to stay out of the limelight. Well, he's certainly come to the right place. He'll be fine here.

  David Letterman

  Running, Wife, President

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• Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.

  David Letterman

  Names, Two, Giving

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• Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.

  David Letterman

  Running, President, United States

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• Right after the show tonight, I'm going to the New York City car show. You get to see the models that will be crashed next year by drunken Secret Service agents.

  David Letterman

  New York, Years, Cities

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• This morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone else.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Morning, Dad, Lasts

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• We have first lady Michelle Obama on the show tonight. As you'd expect, security's been pretty tight. On my way in I got five pat-downs, and that was just from Joe Biden.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Biden, Way, Firsts

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• I'm so excited. Jay Leno is on the show tonight. He brought some really funny jokes and some great stories. Although I'm a little concerned he also brought his old desk and Kevin Eubanks. I just want Jay to be comfortable, but not too comfortable.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Stories, Kevin, Want

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• People ask me, Jimmy, howd you get here tonight. Lets just say it involved a two-hour make-out session with Elaine Stritch. It got pretty heavy actually, I almost had to host.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Two, People, Host

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• I am living today as someone I had not yet become yesterday and tonight I will borrow only pieces of who I am today to carry with me to tomorrow.

  Andrea Gibson

  Who I Am, Yesterday, Pieces

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• Today she met me at the door, said I would have to choose, if I picked up that fishing rod today, she'd be packing all her things and she'd be gone by noon....well I'm gonna miss her when I get home tonight.

  Brad Paisley

  Home, Sea, Fishing

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