Toasts Quotes - Page 11

• Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women's prison].

  Victoria Wood

  Party, People, Luck

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• What is odious but . . . people . . . who toast their feet on the register. . . .

  Marsilio Ficino

  Feet, People, Register

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• I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
  But I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast.

  Mike D

  Mean, French Toast, Brag

  "Beastie Boys Shake It Up For Hello Nasty" Chris Nelson, www.mtv.com. June 17, 1998.

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• It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you....Once the warm, salty butter has hit your tongue, you are smitten. Putty in their hands.

  Nigel Slater

  Hands, Tongue, Impossible

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• Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow.

  Diane Johnson

  Laughter, Add, Jam

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• I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did that happen?' I don't even remember buying them. I also like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. My addictions are pretty much the only things I consume.

  Robert Pattinson

  Addiction, Cinnamon, Coke

  "Exclusive Twilight Interview: Rob, Kellan, and Jackson". Seventeen Interview, www.seventeen.com. June 8, 2009.

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• What you create doesn’t have to be perfect. So what if the eggs are greasy or the toast is burned? Don’t let fear of failure discourage you.

  Dieter F. Uchtdorf

  Eggs, Perfect, What If

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• I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.

  Ethel Merman

  Tea, Kitchen, Cups

  Ethel Merman, George Eells (1979). “Merman: an autobiography”, Berkley Pub Group

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• The smell of that buttered toast simply spoke to Toad, and with no uncertain voice; talked of warm kitchens, of breakfasts on bright frosty mornings, of cozy parlour firesides on winter evenings, when one's ramble was over and slippered feet were propped on the fender; of the purring of contented cats, and the twitter of sleepy canaries.

  Kenneth Grahame

  Morning, Cat, Winter

  1908 The Wind in the Willows, ch.8.

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• I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Morning, Believe

  "Comedy Central Presents: Demetri Martin". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of these comedians.

  Elvis Costello

  Drinking, Heart, Comedian

  Song: The Comedians, Album: Goodbye Cruel World, 1984

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• My New Year’s Eve Toast: to all the devils, lusts, passions, greeds, envies, loves, hates, strange desires, enemies ghostly and real, the army of memories, with which I do battle — may they never give me peace. (New Year's Eve, 1947)

  Patricia Highsmith

  New Year, Memories, Hate

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• I look East, West, North, South, and I do not see Sauron; but I see that Saruman has many descendants. We Hobbits have against them no magic weapons. Yet, my gentlehobbits, I give you this toast: To the Hobbits. May they outlast the Sarumans and see spring again in the trees.

  J. R. R. Tolkien

  Spring, Giving, Tree

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• I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humorous, Food

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• Those dripping crumpets, I can see them now. Tiny crisp wedges of toast, and piping-hot, flaky scones. Sandwiches of unknown nature, mysteriously flavoured and quite delectable, and that very special gingerbread. Angel cake, that melted in the mouth, and his rather stodgier companion, bursting with peel and raisins. There was enough food there to keep a starving family for a week.

  Daphne du Maurier

  Angel, Cake, Special

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• Nobody respects a country with a poor army, but everybody respects a country with a good army. I raise my toast to the Finnish army

  Joseph Stalin

  Country, Army, Historical

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• Billions of years ago God was creating universes and life; thousands of years ago he was creating angry floods, sin-saving human sacrifices and audible burning bushes. Today he occasionally appears on a piece of toast. To state that God has become reclusive over the years would be an overwhelming understatement.

  Trevor Treharne

  Atheist, Sacrifice, Years

  Trevor Treharne (2012). “How to Prove God Does Not Exist: The Complete Guide to Validating Atheism”, p.246, Universal-Publishers

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• So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.

  John Steinbeck

  Coffee, Pride, Two

  Letter on August 20, 1947. "Steinbeck: A Life in Letters", 1976.

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• He was the toast to her butter.

  Nicholas Sparks

  Funny, Sweet Love

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• Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner - but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal.

  Robert Irvine

  Sweet, Chocolate, Brain

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• That I survived the Holocaust and went on to love beautiful girls, to talk, to write, to have toast and tea and live my life - that is what is abnormal.

  Elie Wiesel

  Beautiful, Girl, Writing

  Interview with Oprah Winfrey, www.oprah.com. November, 2000.

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• We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.

  Mark Twain

  Mom, Baby, Common

  Mark Twain, General Press (2016). “The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays”, p.2170, GENERAL PRESS

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• Eating toast in the shower is the ultimate multitask

  Harry Styles

  Eating, Showers, Ultimate

  Twitter post from Jan 11, 2014

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• Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why I don't buy it. I don't need another step between me and toast.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Needs

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• My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody.

  Wilkie Collins

  Past, Waiting, Tea

  Wilkie Collins (2015). “The Woman in White: Wilkie Collins Top Collections”, p.484, 谷月社

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