Stupid Sports Quotes

• If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

  Terry Venables

  Funny, Soccer, Stupid

  27 Copy quote

• I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

  Ron Atkinson

  Funny, Basketball, Football

  30 Copy quote

• Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

  Alan Minter

  Funny, Sports, Stupid

  9 Copy quote

• A game is not won until it is lost.

  David Pleat

  Football, Games, Lost

  7 Copy quote

• My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

  Chuck Nevitt

  Funny, Sports, Baby

  20 Copy quote

• Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on him because he likes to fight. That's the type of guy Ray Lewis is.

  Shannon Sharpe

  Sports, Fighting, Guy

  7 Copy quote

• I never make predictions and I never will.

  Paul Gascoigne

  Football, Funny Football, Predictions

  25 Copy quote

• The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

  Mike Cameron

  Sports, Years, Dumb

  7 Copy quote

• I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

  Barry Venison

  Soccer, Football, Intellectual

  48 Copy quote

• I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.

  Ian Rush

  Funny, Soccer, Football

  'It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country' by Lee Honeyball, www.theguardian.com. February 06, 2005.

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• The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.

  Tim McCarver

  Sports, Dumb, Arms

  28 Copy quote

• He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

  Ron Atkinson

  Soccer, Football, Funny Sports

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• Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

  Rickey Henderson

  Sports, Dumb, Wells

  7 Copy quote

• Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.

  Peter Withe

  Football, Couple, Goal

  9 Copy quote

• I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggguulliing...We're looking to make a noise now and ... I wanna kiss you!

  Joe Namath

  Sports, Team, Kissing

  6 Copy quote

• Certain people are for me and certain people are pro me.

  Terry Venables

  People, Certain

  9 Copy quote

• And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

  Ian Darke

  Soccer, Football, Gone

  8 Copy quote

• I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling.

  Joe Namath

  Sports, Team, Struggle

  "Lis on Law: Addiction — The New 'Twinkie Defense'". www.foxnews.com. August 29, 2006.

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• There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way

  Terry Venables

  Team, Two, Way

  51 Copy quote

• I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

  Joe Theismann

  Long, Afl, Matter

  8 Copy quote

• I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

  Jerry Rice

  Motivational, Sports, Football

  25 Copy quote

• We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

  Ruud Gullit

  Funny, Sports, Football

  53 Copy quote

• I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

  Ron Atkinson

  Funny, Football, Way

  27 Copy quote

• Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

  Joe Theismann

  Funny, Sports, Football

  "Conrad Smith sees USA challenge in all black and white: it's about the win" by Alexander Bisley, www.theguardian.com. October 30, 2014.

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• I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

  Mark Viduka

  Inspirational, Motivational, Soccer

  8 Copy quote