Stupid Sports Quotes - Page 2

• You guys line up alphabetically by height.

  Bill Peterson

  Sports, Football, Guy

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• I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

  David Beckham

  Funny, Soccer, Football

  "Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

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• I've been consistent in patches this season.

  Theo Walcott

  Football, Patches, Consistent

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• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

  Jason Kidd

  Teamwork, Sports, Witty

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• Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

  Dennis Rodman

  Funny, Sports, School

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• Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.

  Terrell Owens

  Funny, Sports, Team

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• The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

  Chuck LaMar

  Sports, Baseball, Loss

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• Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

  Doug Collins

  Funny, Basketball, Sports

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• My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.

  David Beckham

  Inspirational, Soccer, Football

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• They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.

  Kevin Keegan

  Funny, Football, Team

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• The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

  Carl Everett

  Sports, Dumb, Say Anything

  "10 Ratchet MLB Player Retirements That Kenny Powers Should Put to Shame" by Jose Martinez, www.complex.com. September 29, 2013.

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• Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

  Alex Rodriguez

  Funny, Sports, Ridiculous

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• You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

  Bill Peterson

  Funny, Circles, Guy

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• The thing about goalscorers is that they score goals.

  Tony Cottee

  Football, Goal, Score

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• Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

  Jose Canseco

  Sports, Dumb, Helping

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• He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.

  Scottie Pippen

  Sports, Hands, Dumb

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• I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

  Stuart Pearce

  Soccer, Football, Tunnels

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• Reading won't have the confidence to be confident

  Paul Merson

  Reading, Be Confident

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• The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

  Reggie Jackson

  Sports, Baseball, Play

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Cycling is such a stupid sport. Next time you are in a car travelling at 40mph think about jumping out - naked. That's what it's like when we crash.

  David Millar

  Sports, Stupid, Thinking

  "This much I know: David Millar". Interview with Martin Love, www.theguardian.com. June 25, 2011.

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