Shorts Quotes - Page 8

• When I was a kid, I would make kung fu movies with the kids in the neighborhood, and I would be the guy behind the camera directing everybody, but they were all very silly little shorts and comedy bits.

  Dan Fogler

  Silly, Kids, Guy

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• I retired at age 40 because my daughters looked at me one day and said: 'Dad, being bald and wearing shorts doesn't look good together'.

  Alfredo Di Stefano

  Daughter, Dad, Age

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• I cannot feel my legs from the waist down any longer. But who cares? I look good and that's all that matters. And when I die of hypothermia for wearing formal shorts in winter, tell them to put that on my tombstone.

  Eliza Coupe

  Tombstone, Winter, Who Cares

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.

  Dennis Franz

  Hard Times, California, Santa

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• It's easy to grin
  when your ship comes in
  and you've got the stock market beat.
  But the man worthwhile
  is the man who can smile
  when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

  Ted Knight

  Money, Men, Ships

  "Fictional character: Judge Elihu Smails". "Caddyshack", 1980.

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• I was a lot more critical of my body when it was probably pretty awesome. Why did I not ever wear jean shorts? That's so crazy. I was so skinny. I didn't have any cellulite what was I thinking? I was more willing to wear short skirts after I had my kids. I never wore them before. Ever. I was so self-conscious. Now I'm a lot more confident in my skin - because who cares? At the end of the day, it's so much time spent on something that really doesn't matter that much.

  Jessica Alba

  Crazy, Kids, Thinking

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• I directed one of my shorts that did festivals around the world, and that was great. I've got a bit of a bug for that now. I just hope I keep challenging myself and keep doing stuff that interests me with people who I respect and who teach me stuff. If I can keep doing that in anything - acting, writing, directing or whatever - I'll do it because life is short.

  Josh Lawson

  Writing, Life Is Short, People

  Source: collider.com

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• One night, Don Henley called, and I told him, 'I'm washing dishes and bike shorts.' He said, 'It's in the domestic exercises of life that one will find the biggest inspiration.' And he was right.

  Sheryl Crow

  Inspiration, Writing, Exercise

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• It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

  Bill Cosby

  Pride, Males, Jockeys

  Bill Cosby (1987). “Time Flies”

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• I was always the girl who wore the mismatching socks, frizzy hair, ponytail I wouldn't take out for a week, and cutoff jean shorts that were at my knees.

  AnnaLynne McCord

  Girl, Hair, Ponytails

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• Fabregas literally carries 10 yards of space around in his shorts.

  Ray Wilkins

  Football, Space, Yards

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• It completely sickens me what our culture is doing to women. Last week I wore a big top and little shorts and a bunch of stuff came out saying I was without pants. 'The No-Pants Look,' it said. And I didn't go out without pants, I had shorts on... If Olivia Wilde had gone to a party with a big silky top and little shorts she might have been told her outfit was cute... What it was really: 'Why did you show us your thighs?'

  Lena Dunham

  Cute, Party, Gone

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I think swag is very important to rappers. It's the overall appearance and style of an artist - these blue shorts and this blue hat and this $80,000 chain, this jewelry and all these tattoos, that's swag.

  Soulja Boy

  Tattoo, Artist, Thinking

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