Men no longer prefer blondes. Today gentlemen seem to prefer gentlemen.
Homeliness is the best guard of a young girl's virtue.
Skinny women don't enjoy being told they're skinny nowadays. They enjoy telling you how they got that way, as though starvation were an achievement.
Feminists are forever discovering subtle new forms of sexism and then beating men around the head and shoulders with it. It is left to the rest of us to suffer the inevitable backlash this provokes among men. Besides, the feminists have the Federal Government behind them.
The lesbian is the archtypical feminist, because she's not into men - she's the independent woman par excellence.
I can never feel that setting fire to houses and churches and litter boxes and destroying valuable pictures really helps to convince people that women ought to be enfranchised.
It is not easy to be a pretty woman without causing mischief.
A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows.
I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"?
I'd rather see a woman elected...They understand they can't spend more money than the old man brings home.
There aren't many women now I'd like to see as President - but there are fewer men.
It would be preposterously naive to suggest that a B.A. can be made as attractive to girls as a marriage license.
A woman who writes commits two sins; she increases the number of books, and decreases the number of women.
The more intelligent and competent a woman is in her adult life, the less likely she is to have received an adequate amount of romantic attention in adolescence.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
A man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but to keep her pleasant.
The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.
I'm totally against women in combat, because we live in a culture and a society that imposes on every man the concept of women and children first...If you had a man and a woman trying to go through some dangerous woods, the man's instinct would be to protect the woman. Therefore you weaken the man.
We have enough trouble with women without giving them M16 rifles.
Nothing will ruin an interesting intelligent argument more quickly than the arrival of a pretty girl.
In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.
In the 1920's it was legs. My God, women hadn't shown their legs for 2000 years.
My idea of a vacation is to rest quietly in the shade of a blond.
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