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Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it
Europeans are dying out. Don't you understand that? And same-sex marriages don't produce children. Do you want to survive by drawing migrants? But society cannot adapt so many migrants.
The mysteries of the female sex! We men can never hope to fathom your depths, but only try not to drown in them.
I don't require sex for happiness - I need companionship. I need a partner I can depend on, that I can love and grow with.
The demand for equal rights in every vocation of life is just and fair; but, after all, the most vital right is the right to love and to be loved. Indeed, if partial emancipation is to become a complete and true emancipation of woman, it will have to do away with the ridiculous notion that to be loved, to be sweetheart and mother, is synonymous with being slave or subordinate. It will have to do away with the absurd notion of the dualism of the sexes, or that man and woman represent two antagonistic worlds.
A bull market is like sex. It feels best just before it ends.
You emptied the top rack of the dishwasher but not the bottom, so the clean dishes have gotten all mixed up with the dirty ones - and now you want to have sex?
On the subject of the feminist business, I just never think...of qualities which are specifically feminine or masculine. I suppose I divide people into two classes: the Irksome and the Non-Irksome without regard to sex. Yes and there are the Medium Irksome and the Rare Irksome.
When I say that children should be told about sex, I do not mean that they should be told only the bare physiological facts; they should be told whatever they wish to know. There should be no attempt to represent adults as more virtuous than they are, or sex as occurring only in marriage. There is no excuse for deceiving children. And when, as must happen in conventional families, they find that their parents have lied, they lose confidence in them, and feel justified in lying to them.
The media tends to portray the teenage world as one where drinking and sex is taken for granted. In fact, I think most teenagers don't drink, are unsure of themselves, and feel awkward around members of the opposite sex.
If two people of the same sex fall in love and want to marry, why would our government stand in their way?
When you really love some one and you go to bed with them, you always want to give more than just sex.
Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
Getting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious.
As soon as an American man loves a girl he wants to marry her. This is not only a blunder but it is rather absurd. It is so typical of American men, always wanting to do the noble thing.
I have always been convinced that if a woman once made up her mind to marry a man, nothing but instant flight could save him.
Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done.
Marriage is all right, but I think it's carrying love a little bit too far.
Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.
Have you noticed that many jewels make women either incredibly fat or incredibly thin?
An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.
There is no logical reason why girls shouldn't play baseball. It's not all that tough.
A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.
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