Saturday Night Quotes - Page 2

• I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' since I was ten.

  Olivia Wilde

  Night, Saturday, Wanted

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• I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week.

  Mike Myers

  Night, Missing, Week

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• I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

  Lindsey Vonn

  Night, Would Be, Enough

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• I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings.

  Carl Icahn

  Night, Funny Graduation, Watches

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• Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

  Adam Sandler

  Girlfriend, Night, Thinking

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• The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.

  Ken Dodd

  Night, Empires, Trouble

  In 'The Times' 7 August 1965

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• The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.

  Jamie Farr

  Night, Behind The Scenes, Saturday

  Interview with Peter Anthony Holder, www.peteranthonyholder.com. May 24, 1995.

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• My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.

  Gwyneth Paltrow

  Funny, Night, Light

  "Gwyneth Unveiled" by Sarah Bailey, www.harpersbazaar.com. April 11, 2013.

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• There are ... just two kinds of girls. Those who go down town Saturday nights, and those who don't.

  Edna Ferber

  Girl, Night, Two

  Edna Ferber (2015). “Cheerful—By Request”, p.106, Booklassic

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• In the pit of her stomach she realized that everything she raged against on Saturday night-- the restrictions, rules, and guidelines-- was born of an ancient fervor. Every rule ever established, from the beginning of time, invited mutiny.

  Robin Jones Gunn

  Night, Mutiny, Pits

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• One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book.

  Jessica Pare

  Book, Wine, Night

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• Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

  Dana Carvey

  Night, Years, Television

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• I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

  Victoria Jackson

  Night, Saturday, Qualified

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• Human beings are more alike than unalike. Whether in Paris, Texas, or Paris, France, we all want to have good jobs where we are needed and respected and paid just a little more than we deserve. We want healthy children, safe streets, to be loved and have the unmitigated gall to accept love. If we are religious, we want a place to perpetuate God. If not, we want a good lecture every once in a while. And everyone wants someplace to party on Saturday nights.

  Maya Angelou

  Religious, Jobs, Children

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• American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids.

  Mel Brooks

  Morning, Sex, Kids

  "Mel Brooks Is Always Funny and Often Wise in This 1975 Playboy Interview". Interview with Alex Belth, www.thedailybeast.com. February 16, 2014.

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• The cinema industry is competing against everything else people can do on a Friday or Saturday night. If they don't have a good time, you're going to lose them to something else. So much of what we do is trying to make the Alamo experience special.

  Tim League

  Friday, Night, People

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• I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.' That's how I started watching SNL. On accident.

  Andy Samberg

  Past, Night, Parent

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• [On Hollywood:] I had gone there expecting to see parties that reflected the stock-in-trade of the movies - glamour. Instead, I found the same attitude toward parties that European peasants had for baths. It was something to be done methodically every Saturday night.

  Elsa Maxwell

  Attitude, Party, Night

  Elsa Maxwell (1955). “I married the world”

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• If you want to know how important Portland is to me, there's no Saturday night gigs here. They weren't available. So our whole thing coming into Portland, which is going to be different from anybody else, any other city, is every night is Saturday night.

  Garth Brooks

  Night, Cities, Important

  "Garth Brooks interview: The country icon on Nashville, GhostTunes and his Portland shows". Interview with David Greenwald, www.oregonlive.com. March 6, 2015.

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• The nonexistent is whatever we have not sufficiently desired. Only after death, only in solitude, does a man’s true nature emerge. In death, as on the chimney sweep’s Saturday night, the soot gets washed from his body.

  Franz Kafka

  Night, Men, Solitude

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• You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday night will be Ayman al-Zawahiri bobblehead night.

  David Letterman

  Night, Isis, Upset

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• There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good. I'm doing one of them right now and on Saturday night, I'm doing the other.

  Conor McGregor

  Night, Ufc, Two

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• I came away from 'Saturday Night Live' feeling very well represented. I felt, and I still feel like, they let me do so much stuff that I wanted to do. Stuff that I almost didn't even know what it was.

  Fred Armisen

  Night, Feelings, Stuff

  "Fred Armisen confirms ‘Saturday Night Live’ exit: ‘It felt very natural’". uproxx.com. June 30, 2013.

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• If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

  Tracy Morgan

  Night, Saturday, Show Business

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• I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live.

  Tracy Morgan

  Thinking, Night, People

  Interview with Amelie Gillette, www.avclub.com. November 3, 2007.

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