Saturday Night Quotes

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  Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

  Ogden Nash

  Funny, Birthday, Friday

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• Live every day as if it were Saturday night.

  Al McGuire

  Basketball, Night, Saturday

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• It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Morning, Sunday, Night

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• Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.

  Sam Cooke

  Night, Saturday

  Song: Another Saturday Night, Album: Ain't That Good News, 2003

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• Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Friday, Sunday, Weekend

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• Music is what mathematics does on a Saturday night.

  Aaron Sorkin

  Night, Doe, Mathematics

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• Blow your brains out and do it right, make sure it's on prime time and on Saturday night.

  Ray Davies

  Art, Blow, Night

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• If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

  Kathy Griffin

  Friday, Night, Different

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• Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.

  Drew Barrymore

  Night, Cocktails, Different

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• I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.

  Audrey Hepburn

  Monday, Morning, Being Alone

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• It was Saturday night and I was feelin kinda funny,
  Gold around my neck, pockets full of money.

  Schoolly D

  Rap, Night, Hip Hop

  Song: Saturday Night

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• I want a Sunday kind of love
  A love to last past Saturday night
  And I’d like to know it’s more than love at first sight

  Etta James

  Sunday, Past, Night

  Song: A Sunday Kind of Love, Album: At Last!

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• Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

  Mike Birbiglia

  Night, People, Perfect

  FaceBook post by Mike Birbiglia from Jul 26, 2015

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• Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings.

  Mark Hart

  Friday, Morning, Believe

  Mark Hart (2013). “Tweet Inspiration: Faith in 140 Characters (or Less)”, p.24, Franciscan Media

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• You may try your experiment for a week and see how you like it. I think by Saturday night you will find that all play and no work is as bad as all work and no play

  Louisa May Alcott

  Night, Thinking, Play

  Louisa May Alcott (2014). “Little Women”, p.118, Trajectory Inc

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• Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

  George S. Kaufman

  Night, Satire, Saturday

  "The House of Blue Leaves: Review" by David Rooney, www.hollywoodreporter.com. April 25, 2011.

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• I don't know what your childhood was like, but we didn't have much money. We'd go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book.

  Robert Redford

  Movie, Book, Night

  "New Again: Robert Redford". Interview with Hal Rubenstein, www.interviewmagazine.com. January 21, 2015.

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• There's nothing revolutionary about Saturday Night Fever . You can see the same kind of movement at your local disco.

  Gene Kelly

  Night, Fever, Movement

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• Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

  Tina Fey

  Night, Thinking, Busy

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• I didn't always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night.

  Taylor Swift

  Night, People, Saturday

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• Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Hilarious, Sexy

  Quoted in N.Y. Times, 1 Dec. 1975

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• When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work.

  Molly Shannon

  Night, Saturday Night Live, Saturday

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• I love Saturday nights with my best friend and a big bowl of pasta, wanting a good scare, something that will say, 'Listen, your life is not as bad as this. Your life can be so much worse'.

  Vera Farmiga

  Friendship, Night, My Best Friend

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• Satire is what closes Saturday night.

  Juvenal

  Night, Satire, Saturday

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• I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

  Woody Allen

  Sex, Night, People

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