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• A panda walks into a tea room and ordered a salad and ate it. Then it pulled out a pistol, shot the man in the next table dead, and walked out. Everyone rushed after it, shouting "Stop! Stop! Why did you do that?" "Becuase I am a panda," said the panda. "That's what pandas do. If you don't believe me, look in the dictionary." So they looked in the dictionary and sure enough they found Panda: Racoon-like animal of Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.

  Ursula K. Le Guin

  Believe, Men, Animal

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• I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad!

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Country, Hoe, Care

  F. Scott Fitzgerald (2015). “The Complete Works of F. Scott Fitzgerald: Novels, Short Stories, Poetry, Articles, Letters, Plays & Screenplays: From the author of The Great Gatsby, The Side of Paradise, Tender Is the Night, The Beautiful and Damned, The Love of the Last Tycoon, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and many other notable works”, p.2877, e-artnow

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• Bread is the king of the table and all else is merely the court that surrounds the king. The countries are the soup, the meat, the vegetables, the salad, but bread is king.

  Louis Bromfield

  Country, Kings, Food

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• I may not know much but I can count.

  Darryl Sutter

  May, Knows, I Can

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• What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

  Augustus Saint-Gaudens

  Art, Insanity, Garlic

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• Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.

  Alan Ayckbourn

  Bears, Eating, Grows

  Alan Ayckbourn (1988). “The Norman Conquests: A Trilogy of Plays”, p.113, Grove Press

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• Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

  Helen Rowland

  Inspirational, Taken, Flavor

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• Salad is roughage and a French idea.

  M. F. K. Fisher

  Ideas

  M.F.K. Fisher (2011). “With Bold Knife And Fork”, p.89, Random House

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• He toss my salad like his name Romaine

  Nicki Minaj

  Names, Toss, Bragging

  Song: Anaconda 2.0, Album: The Pinkprint, 2014

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• It's certain that fine women eat A crazy salad with their meat.

  William Butler Yeats

  Crazy, Women, Meat

  "A Prayer for my Daughter" l. 30 (1919)

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• Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of charm.

  Cyril Connolly

  Vulgarity Is, Literature, Garlic

  "The Condemned Playground". Book by Cyril Connolly, 1945.

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• They call me Tater Salad

  Ron White

  Call Me

  Ron White (2007). “I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability”, p.197, Penguin

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• A number of rare or newly experienced foods have been claimed to be aphrodisiacs. At one time this quality was even ascribed to the tomato. Reflect on that when you are next preparing the family salad.

  Jane Grigson

  Food, Numbers, Cooking

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• The horse does not eat cucumber salad

  Johann Philipp Reis

  Inspirational, Horse, Doe

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• So, if I'm cooking, I'll be steaming vegetables, making some nice salad, that kind of stuff.

  Paul McCartney

  Nice, Vegetables, Cooking

  Interview with Barbara Ellen, www.theguardian.com. July 17, 2010.

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• The parlour cars and Pullmans are packed also with scented assassins, salad-eaters who murder on milk.

  W. H. Auden

  Car, Assassins, Milk

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• I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.

  Roberto Burle Marx

  Garden

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• You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.

  Erma Bombeck

  4th Of July, Food, Patriotic

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• I'm pretty awesome at making salad dressings.

  Lupita Nyong'o

  Salad Dressing, Dressings

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• I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

  Paul Lynde

  Simple, Trying, Meals

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• The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

  Larry David

  Nuts, Beneficial

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• Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour.

  Jeff Smith

  Food, Wine, Vegetables

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• I often go to lunch meetings with my agent, a gallerist or a casting director, but if not, I stay at home and prepare my own food because I love to cook. Im great at pasta, fish and nice salads.

  Jordi Molla

  Nice, Home, Lunch

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• Knowing me is easy. You can still twist your hair and feel silly. Look up the word tacky and have a salad. But when we're together you pull bread apart with your fingers into bites sometimes so small I gotta remind you, Peach, it is okay to be hungry.

  Buddy Wakefield

  Silly, Hair, Knowing

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• Adjective salad is delicious, with each element contributing its individual and unique flavor; but a puree of adjective soup tastes yecchy.

  William Safire

  Unique, Adjectives, Elements

  William Safire (1981). “On language”

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