Really Dumb Quotes

• None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

  Daniel Johns

  Smart, Stupid, Dumb

  Dolly magazine Interview, www.chairpage.com. January 9, 1995.

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• Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

  Mariah Carey

  Funny, Money, Stupid

  "The X Factor - Mariah Carey night - LIVE!!!" by Heidi Stephens, www.theguardian.com. November 8, 2008.

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• You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

  Donald Trump

  Beautiful, Stupid, Writing

  "Would God Be So Good?" by Barry Friedman, www.esquire.com. July 29, 2013.

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• Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.

  Nancy Pelosi

  Jobs, Stupid, Recovery

  "Nancy Pelosi is an idiot". Interview with Glenn Beck, www.glennbeck.com.

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• Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

  Jessica Simpson

  Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea

  "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

  Christina Aguilera

  Funny, Movie, Stupid

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• Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  Brooke Shields

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

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• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

  Jason Kidd

  Teamwork, Sports, Witty

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• I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

  David Beckham

  Funny, Soccer, Football

  "Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

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• I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

  Cameron Diaz

  Funny, Stupid, Dumb

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• I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

  Kanye West

  Home, Chicago, Firsts

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• I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

  Charlie Sheen

  Heart, Winning, Men

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'

  Joe Biden

  Greed, Looks, Television

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• I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

  Al Gore

  Funny, Witty, Regret

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• It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

  Axl Rose

  Funny, Stupid, Divorce

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• Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery.

  Benjamin Carson

  Crazy, Thinking, Obamacare

  "Ben Carson: Obamacare worst thing ‘since slavery’" by Sean Sullivan, www.washingtonpost.com. October 11, 2013.

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• During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.

  Al Gore

  Stupid, Technology, Creating

  "Who Invented the Internet? (It Wasn’t Al Gore)". "Glenn Beck Program", September 15, 2016.

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• Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.

  Dan Duva

  Funny, Years, Boxing

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• It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

  William J. Clinton

  Stupidity, Stupid Liberal, Perjury

  "Bill and Hillary Clinton: Will scandal ever stick to the Clintons?" by John Stossel, www.foxnews.com. May 07, 2015.

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• Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

  Adam Savage

  Stupid, Really Stupid, Feels

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• Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

  Mark Hoppus

  Stupid, Looks, Littles

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Life And Love

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• Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

  Joe Theismann

  Funny, Sports, Football

  "Conrad Smith sees USA challenge in all black and white: it's about the win" by Alexander Bisley, www.theguardian.com. October 30, 2014.

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• If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.

  Marion Barry

  Stupid, Silly, Dumb

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• ...in terms of business mistakes that I've seen over a long lifetime, I would say that trying to minimize taxes too much is one of the great standard causes of really dumb mistakes. I see terrible mistakes from people being overly motivated by tax considerations. Warren and I personally don't drill oil wells. We pay our taxes. And we've done pretty well, so far. Anytime somebody offers you a tax shelter from here on in life, my advice would be don't buy it.

  Charlie Munger

  Mistake, Oil, Long

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