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• We have a no puke rule. The purpose is performance, not puking.

  Jeff Galloway

  Purpose, Performances

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• POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep in your bed. I hope I didn't puke all over your sheets.2. What do you mean? I slept in your bed? Really? I don't remember any of it, I was so wasted.3. Thanks for not trying to molest me.

  Lauren Barnholdt

  Mean, Sleep, Drunk

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• There's not a sea the passenger e'er pukes in, Turns up more dangerous breakers than the Euxine.

  Lord Byron

  Ocean, Sea, Dangerous

  Lord Byron (2013). “Don Juan”, p.138, Simon and Schuster

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• [Bill] Clinton and Vernon Jordan were talking about "the kitty," the pussycat every other sentence. Vernon got Monica [Lewinsky] a gig somewhere out of the White House, got her an offer for a gig somewhere. And then after Vernon left with Monica, here came Jesse Jackson to the White House for public prayer sessions so that Bill Clinton could get right with God after this mortal transgression and sin. It was the most puke-y thing.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Prayer, White, Talking

  Source: www.rushlimbaugh.com

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• The realities of getting up in the morning with two children and being covered in spit-up and totally filthy make me excited to imagine clothes that aren't made for baby puke. Dressing nicely is a dream now.

  Liv Tyler

  Dream, Baby, Morning

  Source: www.elle.com

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• I'll say this again: Her presence would be the best Mother's Day gift I could ever ask for. I know Kate Siegel a big bestselling author now, but I was sliced, no, ripped open from my boobs down to my baby cannon to bring her into this world, all but bathed in her puke for years, and acted as her own personal chauffeur for the first sixteen years of her life.

  Kate Siegel

  Mother, Baby, Years

  "Crazy Jewish Mother's Day with Kate Siegel and Kim Friedman". Interview with Penny Mann, www.amazonbookreview.com. April 18, 2016.

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• People are appreciating the old stuff again and there's no MTV-style scene police to try to make us all listen to Machine Head and Pantera *puke*!

  Mat McNerney

  Mtv, People, Appreciate

  "Show No Mercy". Interview with Brandon Stosuy, pitchfork.com. July 17, 2009.

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• A South Korean inventor has finally created the robot that mankind has been waiting for. Scientists who have been worried about the robot apocalypse can finally set aside their fears thanks to the new robot Drinky, machines are no longer going to enslave us. They're going to puke on our shoes.

  Mike Pesca

  Shoes, Waiting, Robots

  Source: www.npr.org

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• I don't like the piano player music of the movies, the Michael Nyman, and sometimes that piano music makes me puke. It's not really romantic. It's just trying to get your Pavlovian juices flowing because it's a technique now.

  Charlemagne Palestine

  Player, Piano Music, Trying

  Source: thequietus.com

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• I try to get my subconscious to puke out as much stuff as I can because I'm really not judging myself while making music.

  Arca

  Judging, Trying, Stuff

  "Arca's Warped Beauty". Interview with Philip Sherburne, pitchfork.com. November 19, 2015.

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• If I hear another line dance song I think I'm going to puke.

  Merle Haggard

  Song, Thinking, Lines

  Interview with Joel Selvin, www.sfgate.com. April 9, 1995.

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• Jack Daniels makes us all puke.

  Graham Coxon

  Jack Daniels

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• He's a gutless puke, that's what Travis Green is. That's why he doesn't wear an Islander uniform any more.

  Mike Milbury

  Hockey, Nhl, Green

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• I have actually programmed a fair bit in Perl, like I have C++ code published with my name on it. Other things I have tried and have no intention to do again if I can at all avoid it include smoking, getting drunk enough to puke and waste the whole next day with hang-over, breaking a leg in a violent car crash, getting mugged in New York City, or travel with Aeroflot.

  Erik Naggum

  New York, Cities, Names

  Re: How is perl braindamaged? (was Re: Is LISP dying?) (Usenet article), groups.google.com. July 28, 1999.

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• He (Tesla) was 84, and he died in a hotel, completely broke and alone. In love with a pigeon. This is a nightmare. I'm in hell. This is hell. I'm talking about Tesla in my puke. Tesla was the electric Jesus. I can't breathe.

  Duncan Trussell

  Jesus, Talking, Tesla

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• I don't like this world. I definitely do not like it. The society in which I live disgusts me; advertising sickens me; computers make me puke.

  Michel Houellebecq

  World, Computer, Advertising

  Michel Houellebecq (2011). “Whatever: A Novel”, p.82, Profile Books

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• Peeta looks at the glass again and puts it together. "You mean this will make me puke?" My prep team laughs hysterically. "Of course, so you can keep eating," says Octavia. "I've been in there twice already. Everyone does it, or else how would you have any fun at a feast?

  Suzanne Collins

  Fun, Team, Mean

  Suzanne Collins (2010). “Catching Fire (The Second Book of the Hunger Games)”, p.79, Scholastic Inc.

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• Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.

  Spike Dykes

  Football, College, Afternoon

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• Heavy metal drives me bonkers, it makes me want to vomit, heavy metal really is a pile of puke.

  Ian Gillan

  Want, Rock N Roll, Heavy Metal

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!

  Lee Evans

  Essence, Giving, Tea

  "Lee Evans: XL Tour Live 2005", www.imdb.com. 2005.

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• I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

  Scott Disick

  Looking Good, Be Good, Stills

  "Kourtney Kardashian's Boyfriend Still Bad News?" by Hollie McKay, www.foxnews.com. December 28, 2009.

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• I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.

  Dane Cook

  Fine, My Own

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• The person I love would never wear fur. Fur just makes me think of shallow women who have no conscience. The fur industry belongs to a time when people were selfish beyond belief. If you were some ancient tribal cheiftain, and there was not a department store nearby 350 years ago, I'd understand. But now, we have synthetic fibers,and it's not necessary. The elitism of fur makes me wanna puke.

  Gavin Rossdale

  Selfish, Thinking, Years

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• The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex, puke-inducing holding patterns.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Humorous, Food

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• Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.

  J. D. Salinger

  Hate, Writing, Phony

  J. D. SALINGER (1951). “THE CATCHER IN THE RYE”

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