Scott Disick Quotes

• The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

  Scott Disick

  Sleep, Hanging Out

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• Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.

  Scott Disick

  Dream, Bigs, Decent

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• I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

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  Looking Good, Be Good, Stills

  "Kourtney Kardashian's Boyfriend Still Bad News?" by Hollie McKay, www.foxnews.com. December 28, 2009.

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• When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

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  Thinking, Guy, Looking Good

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• I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

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  Littles

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• I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

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  Royalty, Peasants, Walking

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• All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!

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  Dream, Jealous, Successful

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• You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

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• I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.

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  Nice, Play, Piano

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• I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

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  Running, People, May

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• Balls in general are not a good looking item.

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  Balls, Looking Good, Items

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• Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

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  Lakes, Shirts, Polo

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• I gotta learn to rap.

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  Rap

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• I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

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  Country, People, Small Countries

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• Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!

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  Chemistry, Reason, Leonardo

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• I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

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  Stars, Needs, Bigs

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• People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!

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  Real, Men, People

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• Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?

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  Naked, Bucks, Suits

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