Paranoid Quotes - Page 2

• A wingnut is someone on the far-right wing or far-left wing of the political spectrum - the professional partisans, the unhinged activists and the paranoid conspiracy theorists. They're the people who always try to divide rather than unite us.

  John Avlon

  Wings, People, Political

  "Six questions for John Avlon". Interview with John Avlon, www.economist.com. May 16, 2010.

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• If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

  Margaret Atwood

  United States, Canada, Mental Illness

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• Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.

  Douglas Adams

  Hitchhiking, Said, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

  Douglas Adams (2012). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five”, p.96, Pan Macmillan

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• I was a child, and my mother was psychotic. She loved me, but I didn't really feel I had a mother. And when you live with somebody who is paranoid and thinks you're trying to kill them all the time, you tend to feel a little betrayed.

  Alan Alda

  Mother, Children, Thinking

  "The Givers: Alan Alda Plays With Fire! An Exclusive Interview". Interview with Marlo Thomas, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 10, 2012.

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• Every rep that you take off, somebody else gets another look. That's just how I am. It's not a matter of being paranoid, it's a matter of being confident and not taking anything for granted.

  Derrick Brooks

  Looks, Matter, Granted

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• I consider myself to be an inverse paranoid. I always operate as if everything is part of a universal plot to enhance my well-being.

  Jack Canfield

  Plot, Well Being, Wells

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• He stares at me, and then leans back in his chair. "He's ill, Jacob." I say nothing. "He's a paragon schnitzophonic." "He's what?!" "Paragon schnitzophonic," repeats Uncle Al. "You mean paranoid schizophrenic?" "Sure. Whatever. But the bottom line is he's mad as a hatter.

  Sara Gruen

  Uncles, Mean, Mad

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• Even a paranoid can have enemies.

  Henry A. Kissinger

  Enemy, Security

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• Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.

  Jim Butcher

  Mean, Faces, Demon

  Jim Butcher (2000). “Storm Front: Book one of The Dresden Files”, p.22, Penguin Group

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• Life! Don't talk to me about life!

  Douglas Adams

  Life, Hitchhiking, Talk To Me

  Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1979) ch. 11

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• And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.

  Thom Yorke

  Careers, Made, Neurotic

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• Maybe the life I think I'm living is a paranoid delusion...Sanity is a valuable possession; I hoard it the way people once hoarded money. I save it, so I will have enough, when the time comes.

  Margaret Atwood

  Thinking, People, Way

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• I guess the line between being paranoid and being a rock star is smaller than one would expect.

  Brian Molko

  Stars, Rocks, Lines

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• Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

  Douglas Adams

  Thinking, Doe, Hitchhiking

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.69, Pan Macmillan

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• I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire.

  Howard Hughes

  Millionaire, Deranged

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• There are stars who are proficiently paranoid enough to hide what they really think. I can't.

  Shirley MacLaine

  Stars, Thinking, Enough

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• I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

  Emo Philips

  Home, Night, Guy

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• A new poll also shows that a majority of people in Colorado think Hillary Clinton is not trustworthy. Although, that's not saying much coming from the most paranoid state in America. 'Hillary Clinton? She's a cop?'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Thinking, America, People

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• No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

  Woody Allen

  Thinking, Opposites, People

  "Fictional character: Harry Block". "Deconstructing Harry", 1997.

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• If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

  Kinky Friedman

  Long, Enough, Sooner Or Later

  Kinky Friedman (1993). “Kinky Friedman: Three Complete Mysteries : Greenwich Killing Time/a Case of Lone Star/When the Cat's Away”, Outlet

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• Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

  Douglas Adams

  Breathing, Way, Pardon Me

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.63, Pan Macmillan

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• I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

  Douglas Adams

  Depression, Thinking, Feelings

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.60, Pan Macmillan

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• My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first

  Douglas Adams

  Firsts, Fit, Capacity

  Douglas Adams (2012). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five”, p.355, Pan Macmillan

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• Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

  Molly Ivins

  Pregnancy, Pregnant

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• I'm not paranoid,I just don't trust people.

  Rudy Giuliani

  People, Don't Trust People, Don't Trust

  "When Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani did battle for a senate seat" by Gail Sheehy, www.vanityfair.com. June 2000.

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