Nice Quotes - Page 19

• It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.

  Demetri Martin

  People, Would Be, God Bless You

  Twitter post from Nov 18, 2013

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• I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips... but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.

  Demetri Martin

  Book, Thinking, Drawing

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• I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.

  Redd Foxx

  New York, Dirty, Thinking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

  Jon Stewart

  Eye, News, Foxes

  "Jon Stewart’s Best Lines From 'Rumble' Debate With Bill O’Reilly (LIST)", www.huffingtonpost.com. October 7, 2012.

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• Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.

  Jon Stewart

  Sex, Men, Six

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And that's a nice service that many of them provide.

  Emo Philips

  Fun, Race, Minorities

  "Emo Philips" by Sanjiv Bhattacharya, www.theguardian.com. July 1, 2006.

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• Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

  Garry Shandling

  Baby, Men, Guy

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• I don't see it, but I'm flattered nonetheless. To look like Michelle Pfeiffer is quite nice.

  Calista Flockhart

  Looks, Flattered

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• Tom Jones is funny to me, man. I mean, he really tries to ape Ray Charles and Sammy Davis, you know. He's nice-looking; he looks good doing it. I mean, if I was him, I'd do the same thing. If I was only thinking about making money.

  Miles Davis

  Mean, Men, Thinking

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• You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!

  Lewis Black

  Would Be, Verbs, Helping

  "Lewis Black: Taxed Beyond Belief". Documentary, Short, Comedy, 2002.

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• I'm not a nice girl; I'm a photographer. (On being told by a Federal Art Project official, after she photographed the Bowery, that a nice girl should not go into such neighborhoods )

  Berenice Abbott

  Girl, Art, Photographer

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• They used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus.

  Dane Cook

  Jesus, School, Sunday

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• Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.

  Dane Cook

  Epic, Battle, Teeth

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• No one could ever argue with me about people in show business being kind of nice.

  Desi Arnaz

  People, Be Kind, Arguing

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• You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Doors, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Wish, Might

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• I went up to his [Hank Jones'] house and there were four guys there: Dizzy Gillespie, Charlie Parker, Bud Powell, and Max Roach. Not a bad place to be. Scared shitless, but a nice place to be on my second day in New York.

  Ray Brown

  New York, House, Guy

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• I have a big, flamboyant, open personality, which I think is why people may be saying these nice things about me.

  Kate Hudson

  Thinking, People, Personality

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• It's very nice to be a sort of normal person for once; I think it's about as normal as I'm going to get.

  Prince Harry

  Thinking, Normal, Persons

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• It's the fantasy of first love. If you've been married for 400 years, as I have, it's nice to experience first love again and you can vicariously through a book. And it is such a fantasy. It takes you away from doing the dishes and the laundry. I think of this as a contemporary romance rather than erotic fiction.

  E. L. James

  Book, First Love, Thinking

  "EL James: 'I didn't buy a sports car or have an affair: I wrote instead'". Interview with William Skidelsky, www.theguardian.com. April 14, 2012.

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• I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What you're good at is that nice Jimmy Stewart stuff.' Thank God he never listened.

  Jane Leeves

  Thank God, Clubs, Stuff

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• I got a job as a dishwasher in Oakland, and I would draw all day. It was nice because the lady who ran the boardinghouse where I worked let me live there for nothing if I gave her some drawings every week - mostly park drawings of birds and such.

  Claes Oldenburg

  Jobs, Oakland, Drawing

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• It's just nice to be able to communicate and be able to identify with a lot of different cultures. I have no idea what it would be like to be just one thing and speak one language. I feel enormously privileged to travel and be able to mingle and speak to people that, had I only known English, I wouldn't have been able to meet.

  Cary Fukunaga

  Ideas, People, Different

  Source: collider.com

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• It's nice to represent to other people in the world that Americans actually do know what's happening in the world, can speak other languages and are conscientious. The perception quite often is that we don't know what's beyond our county line.

  Cary Fukunaga

  Often Is, People, Perception

  Source: collider.com

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• Everyone's so nice in Thailand, and it's a beautiful place - the temples, the culture. But everyone's so nice that it's almost inefficient.

  Scot Armstrong

  Beautiful, Culture, Thailand

  Source: collider.com

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