The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.
There is something in the New York air that makes sleep useless.
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
Everybody ought to have a lower East Side in their life.
I love New York, even though it isn't mine, the way something has to be, a tree or a street or a house, something, anyway, that belongs to me because I belong to it.
New York is the only city in the world where you can get run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
I'm a New Yorker, and I jaywalk with the best of them.
At first, writing for The New Yorker was very scary to me. I couldn't imagine anything that I would write in that typeface.
A friend said to me I'm like a walking New Yorker article. It's true! That's how I write. That's how I think.
When the New Yorker turned down work, they turned it down in such an elaborately gentlemanly way making apologies for their own shortsightedness. Undoubtedly it was their fault but somehow for some reason this fell short of the remarkably high standard that you by your own work have set for yourself. They had a way of rejecting my work that made me feel sorry for them somehow.
My parents put the New Yorker in my crib. I saw Vogue and Vanity Fair around the house before I could read.
I love the honesty of New Yorkers. When a New Yorker says 'let's do lunch,' they actually mean it. In L.A., when they say 'let's do lunch,' they're just trying to say good-bye.
New Yorkers are nice about giving you street directions; in fact, they seem quite proud of knowing where they are themselves.
A natural New Yorker is a native of the present tense.
I think I became a better writer after I started writing for the New Yorker. Well, I know I did. And part of it was having my New Yorker editor and part of it is that was when I started really going on tour and reading things in front of an audience 30 times and then going back in the room and rewriting it and reading it and rewriting it. So you really get the rhythm of the sentences down and you really get the flow down and you get rid of stuff that's not important.
If sometimes there seems to be a sort of sameness of sound in The New Yorker, it probably can be traced to the magazine's copydesk, which is a marvelous fortress of grammatical exactitude and stylish convention.
I am a New Yorker, one; I'm an artist, two; I'm a woman, three.
I'm not a New Yorker. I grew up in Detroit. A lot of people think it's one big city but they're completely different.
I lived in New York my whole life. Like every New Yorker, I have stories about spending summers on the Jersey shore, riding the roller coaster in Seaside that is now famous for that sickening photo of it being washed out to sea.
I realize that for many New Yorkers, this is the first time you've heard my name, and you don't know much about me. Over these next two years you will get to know me, but more importantly, I will get to know you.
Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?"
I think in terms of being a New Yorker, as my friends would say, I don't take a lot of mess. I have no tolerance for people who are not thinking deeply about things. I have no tolerance for the kind of small talk that people need to fill silence. And I have no tolerance for people not - just not being a part of the world and being in it and trying to change it.
I feel like I'm a New Yorker to the bone. But there is a lot of the South in me. I know there is a lot of the South in my mannerisms. There's a lot of the South in my expectations of other people and how people treat each other. There's a lot of the South in the way I speak, but it could never be home.
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