Mustache Quotes - Page 2

• I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

  Carrie Brownstein

  About Yourself

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• Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

  Salvador Dali

  Crazy, Jewels, Style

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• If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  People, Fake, Beard

  "We Interviewed Jeff Foxworthy | Show at Redfest". Do512 Interview, do512.com. May, 2014.

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• A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

  Jason Sudeikis

  Growing Up, Dad, Different

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

  John Hodgman

  Real, Hair, People

  "The Off-Topic Interview: John Hodgman". Interview with Steven Shehori, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 29, 2011.

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• They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

  Yasmine Bleeth

  Milk

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• No wife, no horse, no mustache

  Robert Anton Wilson

  Horse, Wife

  Robert Anton Wilson (1991). “The Widow's Son”, Roc

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• The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work.

  Justin Hawkins

  Style, Needs, Type

  Source: www.gq.com

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• Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache.

  Jesse Peyronel

  Powerful, Milk, Sometimes

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• I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.

  Neil Tennant

  Want, Shirts, Grows

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for an earthy, rock-and-roll look like the Kings of Leon or the Killers.

  Donatella Versace

  Kings, Men, Rocks

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.

  Jack Huston

  Men, Thinking, Creepy

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• Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

  Alan Bennett

  Sarcastic, Giving, Tricks

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• There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

  Caitlin Moran

  Looks, Statistics

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• I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.

  John Oates

  School, Waiting, Lips

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• I have a different idea of elegance. I don't dress like a fop, it's true, but my moral grooming is impeccable. I never appear in public with a soiled conscience, a tarnished honor, threadbare scruples, or an insult that I haven't washed away. I'm always immaculately clean, adorned with independence and frankness. I may not cut a stylish figure, but I hold my soul erect. I wear my deeds as ribbons, my wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.

  Edmond Rostand

  Cutting, Men, Ideas

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• Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Uncles, Men, Perfect

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• When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

  Bob Dylan

  Jelly, Knees, Sexually

  Bob Dylan (2014). “The Lyrics: Since 1962”, p.242, Simon and Schuster

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• When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it — and everybody was talking about it — that I decided to keep it.

  Mark Spitz

  Talking, Shaving, Olympics

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• I felt saddened and confused to discover my favorite mural gone, but also hopeful that another one may be in the works. Street art is mysterious and impermanent like that. It can appear or disappear overnight. Murals like these are at risk of desecration, transformation, erasure. Someone's gonna piss on it, draw a mustache on it, tag it. The weather's going to make it fade. That's part of the beauty, I think. Murals have value without being precious.

  Emily Raboteau

  Art, Confused, Thinking

  Source: therumpus.net

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• I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.

  Bill Murray

  Home, Months, Done

  "Old stone face cracks" by Garth Pearce, www.theguardian.com. October 21, 2005.

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• I had grown a thin mustache, I was a full-grown man, and yet I was completely helpless and without a goal in life.

  Hermann Hesse

  Men, Goal, Grown Man

  "Demian". Book by Hermann Hesse (p. 169), 1919.

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• Not to get too deep on shaving my mustache, but it was kind of symbolic of, 'This is a moment of liberation, a chance to reinvent yourself.' That's kind of what I did.

  Lester Holt

  Shaving, Chance, Kind

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• I had a phase where I had a mustache. There was several times where I had a mustache. I had a mustache in high school because South Asian men can potentially have a great deal of facial hair. So I had a mustache at 14, and then I grew a proper mustache a few years ago. I just thought it would be fun to just have a mustache.

  Hari Kondabolu

  Fun, School, Men

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• A clean and well-cared for appearance should be maintained. Hair styles should be clean and neat, avoiding extreme styles. Mens' hair should be trimmed above the collar, leaving the ears uncovered. If worn, mustaches should be neatly trimmed. Earrings for men are unacceptable, and beards are not acceptable, except for certified medical reasons.

  Harold B. Lee

  Men, Hair, Leaving

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