An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
Making people laugh is magic. I feel like if you have humility, then you can do anything in comedy.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
I like to make people laugh, and I definitely think laughter is healing. It's one of my favorite thing to do, so I'm attracted to it for many reasons.
Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don't care about how I look, I'm dedicated to the laughs.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
I love people who make me laugh!
To make people laugh was almost a sickness with me.
I want to make people laugh.
Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.
He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
I'm naturally inclined to want to be funny and make people laugh, and that's what I want to do with my life. I also want to do it on an intelligent level. I want to kill the clown but I also want to preserve the comedian.
I think it's almost easier to make people cry than to make people laugh
My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon.
Even when I was doing theater it was more comedic. Don't get me wrong, I love doing the dramatic and heavy stuff, but I just want to have fun. I want to make people laugh.
Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made friends, so I think that's how I got drawn into comedy and obviously I was just some kid at school being silly, so the first time I saw a professional comedian and how smooth and funny the person was I totally got into standup and I would say obviously Richard Pryor was the guy. He's the greatest of all time and then George Carlin, Sam Kinison, Bill Cosby. It's so weird to bring up his name now but leaving out his off-stage antics... you could learn a lot from him.
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