Ironic Quotes - Page 22

• A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Crazy, Silly

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• The reason you might choose to embrace the artist within you now is that this is the path to (cue the ironic music) security.

  Seth Godin

  Artist, Might, Path

  Seth Godin (2010). “Linchpin: Are You Indispensable?”, p.81, Penguin

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• It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh) when I got them Homer Simpsons.

  Wale

  Dough

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• Humor is widely used by Indians to deal with life. Indian gatherings are marked by laughter and jokes, many directed at the horrors of history, at the continuing impact of colonization, and at the biting knowledge that living as an exile in one's own land necessitates. . . . Certainly the time frame we presently inhabit has much that is shabby and tricky to offer; and much that needs to be treated with laughter and ironic humor.

  Paula Gunn Allen

  Laughter, Land, Impact

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• After ages of bombast, the rhetoric of virtue has become ironic and shy.

  Mason Cooley

  Age, Shy, Virtue

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