Idiot Quotes - Page 20

• When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.

  Clive Owen

  Wind, Driving, Fronts

  "Clive Owen Interview - SHOOT 'EM UP". Interview with Steve "Frosty" Weintraub, collider.com. September 6, 2007.

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• When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

  Karl Pilkington

  Jobs, Flying, Offers

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

  Karl Pilkington

  The End Of The Day, I've Learned, Ends

  "Karl Pilkington On 'An Idiot Abroad,' Endangered Animals & Ricky Gervais (VIDEO)". Interview with Jordan Zakarin, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 20, 2012.

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• Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

  Karl Pilkington

  Hate, India, Nightmare

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

  Ray Romano

  Mirrors, Guy, Immature

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• I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

  Curt Schilling

  League, Bigs

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• I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.

  Sean William Scott

  Clerks, Cracks, Needs

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• I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

  Maurice Sendak

  Names, Tag, Controversial

  "Maurice Sendak Sheds Moonlight on a Dark Tale" by Sarah Lyall, www.nytimes.com. September 20, 1993.

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• Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously.

  Maurice Sendak

  Newts, Renown, Gross

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• I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

  Sarah Silverman

  Honesty, Thinking, Safety

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• If I put a value on my music, and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan; it can't work.

  Robert Smith

  Ideas, Pay, Fool

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• I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot.

  Marlon Wayans

  Smart, School, Fighting

  Interview with Luis Gomez, www.chicagotribune.com. January 11, 2013.

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• I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

  Robbie Williams

  President, Voters, Wonder

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

  Steven Wright

  Birthday, Moving, Tired

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• Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I’m going to save this dress at all costs.” - Sam to Clare

  Katie MacAlister

  Important, Dresses, Cost

  Katie Macalister (2006). “Even Vampires Get the Blues”, p.53, Penguin

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• I hadn't been out to the hives before, so to start off she gave me a lesson in what she called 'bee yard etiquette'. She reminded me that the world was really one bee yard, and the same rules work fine in both places. Don't be afraid, as no life-loving bee wants to sting you. Still, don't be an idiot; wear long sleeves and pants. Don't swat. Don't even think about swatting. If you feel angry, whistle. Anger agitates while whistling melts a bee's temper. Act like you know what you're doing, even if you don't. Above all, send the bees love. Every little thing wants to be loved.

  Sue Monk Kidd

  Thinking, Long, Bees

  Sue Monk Kidd (2003). “The Secret Life of Bees”, p.92, Penguin

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• White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real change. People, I want a president who speaks well, who has a sense of humor. This guy is such a moron! It's beyond the point where it's a joke. He's an idiot.

  Denis Leary

  Country, Real, Men

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• He loved her because it was his nature to do so, but there were times when he could not endure her love for him. There were times when it became nothing but pure idiot mystery.

  Flannery O'Connor

  Mystery, Endure, Pure

  Flannery O'Connor (1971). “The Complete Stories”, p.385, Macmillan

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• Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

  J. K. Rowling

  Humor, Good Day, Hair

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• Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Thinking, Wake Up, Made

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• every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

  Charles Dickens

  Heart, Merry Christmas, History

  Charles Dickens (1858). “A Christmas Carol”, p.5

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• Any idiot can put up a website.

  Patricia Briggs

  Website

  Patricia Briggs (2011). “The Mercy Thompson Collection”, p.376, Penguin

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• People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

  Bill Watterson

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

  "The Revenge of the Baby-Sat". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1991.

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• Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

  Spider Robinson

  Thinking, Littles, Imbeciles

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• Idiot. Above her head was the only stable point in the cosmos, the only refuge from the damnation of the panta rei, and she guessed it was the Pendulum's business. A moment later the couple went off -- he, trained on some textbook that had blunted his capacity for wonder, she, inert and insensitive to the thrill of the infinite, both oblivious of the awesomeness of their encounter -- their first and last encounter -- with the One, the Ein-Sof, the Ineffable. How could you fail to kneel down before this altar of certitude?

  Umberto Eco

  Couple, Encounters, Damnation

  "Foucault's Pendulum". Book by Umberto Eco, 2007.

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