Hello Quotes - Page 10

• HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Blood, Looks, Enlightened

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• What did it mean to be called “lord”? I’ll assume you’ve never had the honor, since I doubt any of you happen to be British royalty. (And, if by chance you are, then let me say, “Hello, Your Majesty! Welcome to my stupid book. Can I borrow some cash?”)

  Brandon Sanderson

  Stupid, Book, Mean

  Brandon Sanderson (2016). “The Scrivener's Bones: Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians”, p.114, Macmillan

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• The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

  Dave Barry

  Teeth, Green, Porpoises

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• He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father." He weared the long hair, and after he died, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples." He nice, the Jesus.

  David Sedaris

  Jesus, Father, Nice

  "Jesus Shaves" by David Sedaris, www.esquire.com. March 2000.

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• It's my experience that most folk who ride trains could care less where they're going. For them it's the journey itself and the people they meet along the way. You see, at every stop this train makes, a little bit of America, a little bit of your country, gets on and says hello.

  David Baldacci

  Country, Journey, America

  David Baldacci (2011). “The Christmas Train”, p.122, Pan Macmillan

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• But I let it slide, because, hello, hot guy.

  Meg Cabot

  Guy, Slides, Hot

  Twitter post from Mar 16, 2014

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• Soul Alone by Hannah Baker I meet your eyes you don't even see me You hardly respond when I whisper hello Could be my soul mate two kindred spirits Maybe we're not I guess we'll never know My own mother you carried me in you Now you see nothing but what I wear People ask you how I'm doing You smile and nod don't let it end there Put me underneath God's sky and know me don't just see me with your eyes Take away this mask of flesh and bone and See me for my soul alone

  Jay Asher

  Mother, Eye, Sky

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• I carry death in my left pocket. Sometimes I take it out and talk to it: "Hello, baby, how you doing? When you coming for me? I'll be ready.

  Charles Bukowski

  Baby, Pockets, Sometimes

  Charles Bukowski (2009). “The Captain is Out to Lunch”, p.13, Harper Collins

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• A person walks into a room and says hello, and your life takes a course for which you are not prepared. It's a tiny moment (almost-but not quite-unremarkable), the beginning of a hundred thousand tiny moments and some larger ones.

  Anita Shreve

  Rooms, Tiny, Moments

  Anita Shreve (1989). “Eden Close: a novel”, Harcourt

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• Surely it wasn't possible that Vin diPietro was the first assignment. "Hello?" DiPietro waved. "You in there?" Nah, Jim thought. Can't be. That would be above and beyond any call of duty. Over the guy's shoulder, the commercial that was on the TV suddenly showed a price of $49.99-no, $29.99, with a little red arrow that ... considering where Vin was standing, poined right at his head. "Sh*t, no" Jim muttered. This was the guy? On the Tv screen, some woman in a pink bathrobe smiled up at the camera and mouthed, Yes, it is!

  J.R. Ward

  Arrows, Guy, Firsts

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• Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.

  Steve Martin

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• Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Littles, Wallets

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• But I'd rather help than watch. I'd rather have a heart than a mind. I'd rather expose too much than too little. I'd rather say hello to strangers than be afraid of them. I would rather know all this about myself than have more money than I need. I'd rather have something to love than a way to impress you.

  Po Bronson

  Heart, Mind, Watches

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• Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone!

  Andy Kindler

  Bells, Telephones, Firsts

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• Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory.

  Eugene Mirman

  Fake, Special, Evening

  "Eugene Mirman: An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. December 21, 2012.

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• In six pages, I can't even say "Hello.

  James A. Michener

  Writing, Pages, Six

  Ernest Hemingway, James A. Michener (1986). “The dangerous summer”, Scribner Book Company

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• The only thing that was sort of Asian [as a role model] was Hello Kitty. I don't want to model myself after Hello Kitty. She has no mouth.

  Margaret Cho

  Role Models, Asian, Roles

  "Margaret Cho: CHO Revolution". Video, June 12, 2004.

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• As with email, the recipient of a texted question seems to have the option to ignore it, while nevertheless saying hello, lovely day, and so on.

  Lynne Truss

  Lovely, Email, Saying Hello

  "The joy of text" by Will Self, Lynne Truss, www.theguardian.com. July 4, 2008.

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• I love the Chinese words for greeting: not strictly 'Hello' but 'Have you eaten yet?

  Rick Stein

  Food, Chinese, Greetings

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• But it's a strange thing when people judge you because you're not doing some big Hollywood film. Are you suggesting I should be in The Dukes of Hazzard? I mean, hello?

  Joseph Fiennes

  Mean, Hollywood Films, Judging

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a show-off I would go to my mum's room, put on her nightdress and Jackie Onassis shawl, run downstairs, go outside, ring the doorbell and pretend to be one of the guests. I'd say, 'Hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-So.

  Rupert Everett

  Running, Kids, Parent

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• Say hello to your life.

  Madonna Ciccone

  Inspirational, Inspirational Life

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• Love isn't lying, it's loose in a lady who lingers, saying she is lost, and choking on hello.

  Sidney Crosby

  Love, Lying, Choke

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• I was at a restaurant and I heard this little voice at a nearby table pipe up and say, 'I believe I will have the chowder.' I got up and walked out into the middle of the restaurant. There was Sterling Holloway just sitting there being Sterling Holloway. Never in a million years would I have imagined that I'd have the honor of filling his shoes. I just regret not going up to him and saying hello.

  Jim Cummings

  Regret, Believe, Years

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• Hello, my name is Noam and I have the answer to all your problems. It's all the fault of the evil Americans, the bad conservative ones that fill the airwaves with their lies and are in power and want to oppress the world. There. Now give me money so that I can soothsay again and assuage your guilt.

  John Ringo

  Lying, Names, Evil

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