Never concede the putt that beats you.
A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a match for no one.
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.
I have found the game to be, in all factualness, a universal language wherever I traveled at home or abroad.
Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Forget your opponents; always play against par.
The more you play it the less you know about it.
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
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