Golfers Quotes - Page 13

• The older I get, the better I was.

  Van Dyke Parks

  Wine, Golf, Age

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm a horrible golfer.

  Vince Vaughn

  Horrible

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• I am not somebody who just likes to run. I am a runner. This is the difference between a pastime and a passion. I like to play golf, but I am not a golfer. I like to cook, but I am not a chef. I don't just like to run. I am a runner. It is a passion. It is part of who I am and is woven into the fabric of my personality, character, and psyche.

  Adam Goucher

  Running, Passion, Character

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• Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Class, Community, Bishops

  P. G. Wodehouse (2009). “The Clicking of Cuthbert: Easyread Super Large 24pt Edition”, p.1, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."

  Jeff Cesario

  Beer, Golf, Yelling

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• I think I've gotten more attention after the Olympics than any other U.S. athlete, and it's really great that people are recognizing who I am and what I do. You look at Shaq and you see a basketball player. You look at Tiger Woods and you see a golfer. But people are responding to who I am.

  Johnny Weir

  Basketball, Athlete, Player

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• Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Lying, Golf, Men

  P. G. Wodehouse (2011). “The Clicking of Cuthbert”, p.130, The Floating Press

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• In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.

  Ben Wicks

  Golf, Differences, Follow Through

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• Ive always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer.

  Dane DeHaan

  Would Be, World, Said

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• I think that in itself, if you're a true golfer, you'll see specific things you need to work on. Much cheaper than private lessons.

  Tiger Woods

  Thinking, Lessons, Needs

  Interview with Jon Robinson, www.ign.com. October 13, 2006.

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• Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

  Lee Trevino

  Funny, Golf, Turtles

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• The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

  Ray Romano

  Successful, Focus, Pilots

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• Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

  Lee Trevino

  Dog, Golf, Two

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• Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs.

  Dan Jenkins

  Golf, Enemy, Clubs

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• Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf, League, Winner

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• There are a number of golfers who are playing great golf in their 40s.

  Retief Goosen

  Golf, Numbers, Great Golf

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• I want to be best golfer in the world. But I feel like golf is not everything in my life, but I want to keep doing it, keep working hard, do the best I can on the tour and give back to the tour.

  Yani Tseng

  Work, Golf, Giving

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• The long irons are the nemesis of the average golfer. I'm convinced that the underlying reason for this is that he keeps hearing how hard they are to handle. They're not that difficult, truly.

  Jack Nicklaus

  Average, Iron, Long

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• Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

  Arnold Palmer

  Sports, Golf, Simple

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• Ron Syriac, a golf writer and friend, was quoted as saying, "Annika is no longer a female golfer. She's a golfer." That's truly all I ever aspired to be.

  Annika Sorenstam

  Golf, Female

  Annika Sorenstam's World Golf Hall-of-Fame Acceptance Speech, www.asapsports.com. October 20, 2003.

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• A golfer should never make a mental mistake because the ball is just sitting there waiting for you to hit it.

  Tiger Woods

  Mistake, Golf, Waiting

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• Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

  Jimmy Demaret

  Sex, Golf, Enjoy

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• Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

  Woody Allen

  Witty, Sex, Fun

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• You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !

  Chris Rock

  War, Rapper, Usa

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• His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

  Ian Baker-Finch

  Holiday, Golf, Driving

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