Golf Ball Quotes - Page 3

• My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.

  Greg Norman

  Lying, Golf, Doctors

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Earth ... God's golf ball.

  Don Van Vliet

  Golf, Balls, Earth

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• Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.

  Dan Jenkins

  Golf, Men, Mind

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• If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Worry, Balls

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• Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people.

  Bobby Jones

  Golf, Simple, People

  Bobby Jones (1966). “Bobby Jones on Golf”, Main Street Books

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• Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They're two different games. You work all your life to perfect a repeating swing that will get you to the greens, and then you have to try to do something that is totally unrelated. There shouldn't be any cups, just flag sticks. And then the man who hit the most fairways and greens and got closest to the pins would be the tournament winner.

  Ben Hogan

  Golf, Men, Swings

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• A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway.

  Jim Bishop

  Golf, Lakes, Balls

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• The fun part of golf is the variety of shots. In football you can do anything with a ball, but you can do anything with a golf ball as well. When you hit a shot and the ball does exactly what you want it to do ... that's wonderful. It's just great when you hit the ball well. You should always try not to make the ball cry.

  Johan Cruijff

  Football, Fun, Golf

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• As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.

  Tiger Woods

  Sports, Fun, Kids

  "Interview With The Big Cat, Tiger Woods". Hurrican Golf Interview, www.hurricanegolf.com. November 20, 2014.

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• A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course. A lot of guys can go out and hit a golf ball, but they have no idea how to manage what they do with the ball. I've won as many golf tournaments hitting the ball badly as I have hitting the ball well.

  Jack Nicklaus

  Golf, Swings, Ideas

  The Golf Magazine Interview, www.golf.com. September, 1988.

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• The earth is Godʹs golf ball.

  Don Van Vliet

  Golf, Balls, Earth

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• The competition I played against was fantastic, but golf is a different game now. The courses have shrunk because the equipment has gotten better. They're hitting the ball 10 to 15 percent farther because of the changes in the golf ball.

  Hollis Stacy

  Golf, Games, Competition

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• I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Swimming, Work Out

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• Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed.

  Sloane Crosley

  Girl, New York, Golf

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• He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot."

  Bill Engvall

  Funny, Humor, Golf

  "Here's Your Sign". Comedy, 1996.

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• Coretta Scott King was all about her pearl earrings. At one point, I'm wearing pearl earrings the size of golf balls. They're enormous! She was bold-she knew that she was the Jackie Kennedy of her community.

  Carmen Ejogo

  Kings, Golf, Community

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• I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.

  Jessica Ennis

  Golf, Feet, Balls

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• You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls.

  John Scott

  Golf, Snow, Balls

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• By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

  Jacob Braude

  Sports, Golf, Men

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• I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced against a horse and he's one of my heroes so I'm not going to say it was a silly stunt. I know too much about horses. They're highly unreliable and they've got brains the size of golf balls.

  Sebastian Coe

  Horse, Silly, Hero

  "Lord Coe". Interview with Barney Ronay, www.theguardian.com. May 2, 2008.

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• Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls

  Greg Gutfeld

  Golf, Balls, Spotlight

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• I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.

  Stephen Curry

  Golf, Balls, Drawers

  Source: wearegolf.org

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• Use emotional awareness and pay attention to your body - look [and locate] concrete physical sensations - like stabbing, aching, throbbing - and [distinguish and define them] by saying things like, "it is the size of a golf ball or it is the size of a baseball" - do whatever you can do to find painful physical sensations.

  Gary Zukav

  Baseball, Golf, Emotional

  Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.awaken.com. August 18, 2013.

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• Advice to expectant mothers: you must remember that when you are pregnant, you are eating for two. But you must remember that the other one of you is about the size of a golf ball, so let's not go overboard with it. I mean, a lot of pregnant women eat as though the other person they're eating for is Orson Welles.

  Dave Barry

  Mother, Mean, Golf

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• In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

  Gene Perret

  Teacher, Retirement, Golf

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