Getting A Divorce Quotes - Page 2

• Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.

  Jay Leno

  Divorce, Guy, Scary

  "The Tonight Show", October 20, 2006.

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• Hello...Although you (reporters) are busy thank you for coming to this place. Today, the reason that I called you...I wanted to talk about some girl. Currently, I love a certain girl. I really love this girl too much. She is a person who finds happiness and joy in small things, when i'm with her, I'm always happy. She is also a person who told me how happiness felt like. Because of this, Because of this, because i love this girl too much, because i want to protect this girl...I am getting a divorce.

  Youngjae

  Girl, Drama, Divorce

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• Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.

  Rebecca West

  Marriage, Wedding, Divorce

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• Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce.

  Samantha Bee

  Divorce, Parent, Months

  Interview with Renee Montagne, www.npr.org. February 9, 2016.

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• Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

  Phyllis Diller

  Children, Father, Divorce

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