Getting A Divorce Quotes

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Helen Rowland

Marriage, Single, Divorce

Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.70, Lulu.com

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Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

Richard Wagner

Divorce, Mad, Heartfelt

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Love, Funny, Life

In Memoriam canto 27 (1850) See Congreve 7

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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

Lauren Bacall

Women, Party, Memorable

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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Lewis Grizzard

Funny, Marriage, Hilarious

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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Inspirational, Life

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.

Helen Keller

Inspirational, Motivational, Change

Helen Keller (2000). “To Love this Life: Quotations”, p.25, American Foundation for the Blind

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Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

Evan Esar

Husband, Divorce, Ifs

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Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

Evan Esar

Divorce, Two, Firsts

Evan Esar (1961). “Humorous English: a guide to comic usage, jocular speech and writing, and witty grammar”

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Its easier to get a divorce than pass the driving test. Now its just a basic form-filling exercise.

Paul Coleridge

Divorce, Exercise, Tests

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Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.

Bob Hastings

Positive, Regret, Divorce

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You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

Clare Boothe Luce

Mother, Sleep, Divorce

The Women act 2, sc. 4 (1937)

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The gem cannot be polished without friction nor man without trials.

Confucius

Inspirational, Life, Success

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To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

James Caan

Funny, Divorce, Playboy

"James Caan: What I've Learned". Interview with Ross Johnson, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

Mignon McLaughlin

Love, Anniversary, Marriage

Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.24, BookBaby

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It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.

Abraham Lincoln

God, Patriotic, Divorce

Abraham Lincoln (2008). “The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln”, p.373, Wildside Press LLC

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I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.

Lenny Clarke

Funny, Divorce, Hatred

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People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.

Gary Chapman

Divorce, Intimate Relationships, Skills

Gary Chapman (2010). “Things I Wish I'd Known Before We Got Married”, p.10, Moody Publishers

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

Woody Allen

Funny, Single, Divorce

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Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce, but now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-strings.

Aziz Ansari

Divorce, Littles, Natural

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If you feel like getting a divorce, you are no exception to the general rule.

Elizabeth Hawes

Divorce, Feels, Exception

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Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent.

Jenna McCarthy

Couple, Divorce, Splits

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So Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce, 72 days after a wedding that is variously reported to have cost $10 million or more. Just to put that in perspective, that sum could have built 200 schools in poor countries around the world for kids who desperately want an education. Then Kardashian could have helped transform the world, not just entertain it. And the schools would have lasted incomparably longer than her marriage.

Nicholas D. Kristof

Country, School, Kids

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Once when I was working for the Daily News, I was summoned back to work from vacation because Donald Trump announced he was getting a divorce.

Gail Collins

Divorce, Vacation, News

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She said Robert Joyner had killed himself with a gun. And then I asked why, and then she told me that he was getting a divorce and was sad about it.' 'Lots of people get divorces and don't kill themselves,' I said. 'I know,' she said, excitement in her voice. 'That's what I told her.

John Green

Divorce, Gun, Voice

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