Funny Sports Quotes - Page 2

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Phyllis Diller

Football, Motivational Sports, Inspiration

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And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

David Coleman

Silly, Years, Week

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I found out that if you are going to win games, you had better be ready to adapt.

Scotty Bowman

Sports, Hockey, Winning

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I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

Ron Atkinson

Funny, Basketball, Football

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You are the handicap you must face. You are the one who must choose your place.

James Lane Allen

Inspirational, Motivational, Sports

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Erma Bombeck

Soccer, Sports, Football

Erma Bombeck (2013). “If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”, p.151, Open Road Media

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You guys line up alphabetically by height.

Bill Peterson

Sports, Football, Guy

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Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

Elbert Hubbard

Sports, Football, Agriculture

Quoted in Colin Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).

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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Joe Theismann

Funny, Sports, Football

"Conrad Smith sees USA challenge in all black and white: it's about the win" by Alexander Bisley, www.theguardian.com. October 30, 2014.

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Yes, I thought I was joining Manchester United, I was misled by all involved. I wasnt aware of another Manchester team

Robinho

Funny, Sports, Football

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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Lee Trevino

Sports, Husband, Golf

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The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

Randy Cross

Sports, Football, Nfl

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Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

Alan Minter

Funny, Sports, Stupid

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What's tough is being good every day.

Willie Mays

Inspirational, Sports, Game Day

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Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

Doug Collins

Funny, Basketball, Sports

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The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle.

Bob Varsha

Funny, Sports, Feet

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The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.

Carl "Spider" Lockhart

Funny, Sports, Nfl

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Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.

Frank Gifford

Sports, Football, Nfl

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Champions are made from something they have deep inside of them-a desire, a dream, a vison.

Mahatma Gandhi

Inspirational, Sports, Spiritual

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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Jim Bouton

Teamwork, Sports, Baseball

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NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.

Satchel Paige

Baseball, Motivational Sports, Inspirational Sports

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When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.

Matt Stairs

Sports, Nice, Philadelphia

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You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

Murray Mexted

Sports, Player, Rugby

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I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

Ron Atkinson

Soccer, Football, Left

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This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

Ted Walsh

Sports, Mother, Horse

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