Funny Sports Quotes - Page 4

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  A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

  Wayne Gretzky

  Sports, Athlete, Hockey

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• Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

  Bear Bryant

  Softball, Sports, Football

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• Serious sport is war minus the shooting.

  George Orwell

  Sports, War, Squash

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• Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.

  Leo Durocher

  Baseball, Motivational Sports, Church

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• Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

  Oscar Wilde

  Cities, Bully, Rugby

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• Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

  Sylvester Stallone

  Sports, Golf, Play

  1990 Quoted in Colin Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).

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