Funny Girlfriend Quotes

• It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.

  Louis Tomlinson

  Girlfriend, Hate, Guy

  "'It was a lot to take' - How Louis Tomlinson's mum struggled being away from the One Direction star" by Joshua Haigh, www.mirror.co.uk. December 9, 2016.

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• My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

  Cynthia Nixon

  Girlfriend, Work, Demand

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• When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.

  Josh Hartnett

  Girlfriend, Party, Road Trip

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• Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.

  Herbert Marcuse

  Girlfriend, Problem, Capitalist

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• You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

  Dr. Seuss

  Love, Life, Relationship

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• When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

  Steven Wright

  Good Morning, Girlfriend, Mistake

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• I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

  Roy Croft

  Love, Friendship, Positive

  "Fictional character: Liberace". "Behind the Candelabra", www.imdb.com. 2013.

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• Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

  Jack Nicholson

  Relationship, Girlfriend, Fighting

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• I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.

  Gina Gershon

  Love, Funny, Girlfriend

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• We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

  Sam Keen

  Love, Friendship, Anniversary

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• I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

  Adam Sandler

  Girlfriend, Reading, Thinking

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• You know you're in love when you stop comparing.

  Mason Cooley

  Love, Romantic, Wedding

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• I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.

  Penelope Cruz

  Being Happy, Girlfriend, Being Single

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• My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

  Trey Parker

  Girlfriend, Home, People

  "Missionary Position: The Mormon Musical". Interview with Jesse Green, www.elle.com. February 24, 2011.

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• People don't get through to the essence of you right away - it's always the famous 'girl' or the famous 'girlfriend'. I'd rather be known for myself.

  Vanessa Paradis

  Girl, Essence, People

  Buography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

  Orson Welles

  Girlfriend, Husband, Fool

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• I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

  Janette Barber

  Fashion, Clever, Thinking

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• When you're a teenager, you want to meet a lot of girls - you want to get the most girls. You don't know anything about respect; you don't know anything about being faithful and loyal to your girlfriend.

  Nas

  Girl, Teenager, Faithful

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.

  Shirley Knight

  Girlfriend, People, Secret

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• My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you.

  Tyler Hoechlin

  Girlfriend, Special, Important

  "Exclusive Interview: Teen Wolf's Tyler Hoechlin". Interview with Neha Gandhi, www.seventeen.com. May 30, 2011.

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• London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.

  Lapo Elkann

  Girlfriend, London

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• We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

  Betty Dodson

  Girlfriend, Men, Dating

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• Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

  Lily Tomlin

  Women, Power, Management

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• Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend.

  Sarah Shahi

  Girlfriend, Mean, Play

  "Person of Interest's Sarah Shahi Shares Her Exclusive Photo Diary From Set. Come See!" by Jessica RADLOFF, www.glamour.com. SEPTEMBER 24, 2013.

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• My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.

  Layne Staley

  Girlfriend, Tired, Two

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