Dryers Quotes

• I personally subscribe to the belief that normal is just a setting on the dryer.

  Jodi Picoult

  Normal, Belief, Settings

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• I wish that we could tumble them in the dryer for 30 minutes and get them to shrink, but that won't happen.

  Bob Hartley

  Hockey, Wish, Minutes

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• My hair was slicked down with a part. But that was before I discovered the blow-dryer. Now I'm fabulous.

  Barry Manilow

  Blow, Hair, Fabulous

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.

  Dana Gould

  Long, Thirteen, I Had A Dream

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• She was the only doctor's wife in Branford, Maine, who hung her wash on an outdoor clothesline instead of putting it through a dryer, because she liked to look out the window and see the clothes blowing in the wind. She had been especially delighted, one day, when one sleeve of the top of her husband's pajamas, prodded by the stiff breeze off the bay, reached over and grabbed her nightgown around the waist.

  Lois Lowry

  Husband, Doctors, Wind

  Lois Lowry (1978). “Find a Stranger, Say Goodbye”, p.6, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• I am in total silence when I write - I don't even like the sound of the dryer going - I like the quiet.

  Adriana Trigiani

  Writing, Silence, Sound

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• To make lashes curl better, take a hair dryer to your eyelash curler for one or two seconds before using it.

  Isla Fisher

  Hair, Eyelashes, Two

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• I do not like people touching my underwear. That's just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too.

  Carrie Underwood

  People, Cooking, Touching

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• It used to be the custom in this country that when you had made a career and were mature in judgment, you went to the Senate to give something back t the Republic. The idea that at age 25 you go out and buy a blow dryer and starting running for office is not what the founders had in mind

  Gore Vidal

  Running, Country, Blow

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• Here's the thing, who cares what you have to look at, I'm a big advocate of not obscuring vistas, but even if you build the biggest wind farm, can it run anything more than a domestic washer and dryer and a computer, for the year? I'm sorry guys, the answer, you're going to be shocked to know: it ain't much more than that.

  Greg Graffin

  Running, Sorry, Wind Farms

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• American women are so fortunate. When I got married, all I wanted in the world was a dryer so I didn't have to hang up my diapers. And now women have paper diapers and all sorts of conveniences in the home. And it is the man and the technology that has made the home such a pleasant place for women to be.

  Phyllis Schlafly

  Home, Technology, Men

  "Phyllis Schlafly Still Championing The Anti-Feminist Fight". "Tell Me More" with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. March 30, 2011.

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• It's rather fun writing a female spy, because she has so much more kit. Bond never carried a hair dryer or a makeup bag. And he certainly didn't wear an uplift bra.

  Helen Fielding

  Uplifting, Fun, Writing

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• Apparently sometimes my humor is dryer than a desert.

  Nick Viall

  Desert, Sometimes

  Twitter post from Jul 01, 2014

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• I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

  Beano Cook

  Hate, Science, Hair

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• My hair is naturally curly, and in the 80's, even though I experimented with different lengths, I generally wore it curly. Since then, I've learned how to use a blow dryer and flat iron.

  Susanna Hoffs

  Blow, Hair, Iron

  "Truly Outrageous: The Bangles on Bangles". Interview with Susan Cernek, www.glamour.com. September 8, 2009.

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• A successful argument for a government manufacturing policy has to go beyond the feeling that it's better to produce 'real things' than services. American consumers value health care and haircuts as much as washing machines and hair dryers.

  Christina Romer

  Real, Successful, Hair

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• A fecking flamethrower! Why didn't I think of that? Best I came up with was a measly hair dryer.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Thinking, Hair, Hair Dryers

  Karen Marie Moning (2016). “The Fever Series 7-Book Bundle: Darkfever, Bloodfever, Faefever, Dreamfever, Shadowfever, Iced, Burned”, p.1744, Dell

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• Several years ago my dear wife went to the hospital. She left a note behind for the children: "Dear children, do not let Daddy touch the microwave" - followed by a comma, "or the stove, or the dishwasher, or the dryer." I'm embarrassed to add any more to that list.

  Thomas S. Monson

  Children, Years, Daddy

  "Abundantly Blessed". Thomas S. Monson's speech at the Sunday Afternoon Session of the 178th Annual General Conference at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Salt Lake City, Utah, www.lds.org. April 2008.

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• I used to have a blankie, and when my mom had to wash it, I would sit outside the dryer and watch it go round and round, and cry.

  Drew Barrymore

  Mom, Watches, Cry

  "The Tao Of Drew" by Alexandra Jacobs, www.elle.com. September 18, 2006.

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• [On a high school visit by Destiny's Child:] Then they appeared, golden Glamazons resplendent in hot pants the size of a dryer sheet and gold stiletto boots. The kids in the front row, clearly on funkiness overload, had the walleyed look of the Today's Catch section of the supermarket.

  Jancee Dunn

  Children, School, Kids

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• Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it's a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for panties this big? Come on, one trip through the dryer, and it's a frilly bookmark.

  Carol Leifer

  Rip, Bucks, Lingerie

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• Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.

  Jim Norton

  Funny, Humor, Clothes

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• George Bush says he speaks to god every day, & Christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd.

  Sam Harris

  Christian, Thinking, Hair

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• I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

  Scott Thompson

  Thinking, Two, America

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• Rand Paul tried hard to upstage Donald Trump at the first debate, talking tough about his guns and his right not to register them. But with his pixie-ish perm, Paul does not impress me as the gunslinger type. Rand Paul is the RuPaul of politics. He would do better to defend his right to carry an unregistered blow-dryer and curling irons.

  Michael R. Burch

  Blow, Gun, Iron

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